SuicideGirl: Rin
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Rin : rise above it

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DECEMBER 23, 2008 @ 10:43 PM


I have two styles of Yule tidings for you. *

The first:

WATCH OUT FOR KRAMPUS

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If you have been bad this year you may want to repent, otherwise Krampus might come see you! He is an incubus who hangs out with St Nick and roams the street freaking people out by rattling chains and groaning and whatnot.



There is not a lot I like more than leftover paganism (at least as far as holidays go). Easter eggs, Christmas trees, Solstice hippie stuff, Krampus, Halloween, etc. Apparently there is pretty wide regional variation on Krampus, because Krampusnacht is celebrated in alpine communities, which tend to be pretty isolated.



Okay, just kidding, like any good armchair academic I know that Krampus visits on Dec 5 but I couldn't help trying to pull one over on you N Americans who don't know any better.







Hey baby what's up, want to check out my lair tonight? Oh no, you'd rather not get whipped by my virgacs all night? Pity!!




The second (it's the unicorn chaser of this entry):

CUTE HOLIDAY THEMED THINGS

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First, my handmade holiday card.



Yes, that is Mr Henry J looking spiffy in his elf costume! Yes, I am a twenty four year old cat lady.

How about penguins in Santa suits? Could I have five of them? I swear my bathtub is big enough to fit them.

I wish my dog could decorate my tree. Oh well, that is a skill to teach him for next year! I will also work on 'making Momma pancakes so she can stay in bed' and 'not drooling all over the couch when you're sleeping'.



Oh yeah, before I forget, here's a bit of bah-humbuggery: _mike_'s neighbour's idea of a good time is putting speakers on top of his house and blasting Christmas music. Unfortunately he also thought it was a great idea to leave it on when he left the house and the same song played, skipping, for like 2.5 hours. Double-unfortunately, even though he lives like 30m away from Mike's I could still hear the skipping music WITH THE TV ON. I hate Christmas music.

Anyway, I hope you all have lovely holidays with the people you care about most.

Gru� vom Rin!!


* I swear I'm not high.

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AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

DEC 23, 2008 10:56 PM

You're a horrible person.

hoorayparade

hoorayparade

USA
May 2006

DEC 23, 2008 10:58 PM

Your doggie/penguin links are flip flopped!

this post made me giggle.!

R3X

R3X

USA
April 2008

DEC 24, 2008 12:00 AM

You're high ON CHRISTMAS!

Wildy

Wildy

SUICIDEGIRL

Quebec, Canada

DEC 24, 2008 12:24 AM

DAMN! that is scary! surreal

quietlythere

quietlythere

USA
June 2004

DEC 24, 2008 12:57 AM

smile

Did you ever get the card I sent???

rpg

rpg

Regina, SK
April 2005

DEC 24, 2008 01:30 AM

Feline Navidad to you too!

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

DEC 24, 2008 01:34 AM

If I have Krampus related nightmares tonight I am going to be SO angry at you.

Well... not really... but... dammit...

mat8drb

mat8drb

United Kingdom
October 2004

DEC 24, 2008 03:09 AM

Your handmade holiday card is the best thing ever. biggrin

I hate Christmas music up until the week before. Then I'm all about it.

Have a great one, both of you. smile

OpticNerve

OpticNerve

Arlington, MA
November 2003

DEC 24, 2008 03:28 AM

I don't know what's scarier: a Teutonic rape-happy demon or someone who would torture a poor cat by putting elf clothes on him. wink

Irinka

Irinka

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 24, 2008 08:50 AM

Oh Henry looks so damn cute!

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

DEC 24, 2008 09:03 AM

Scary Christmas times!

Weston

Weston

La Mesa, CA
June 2005

DEC 24, 2008 11:18 AM

Well at least you make a cute crazy cat lady tongue biggrin And you hate Christmas music?!?!?! I dunno if we can be friends anymore frown I love me some holiday music. I'm listening to some old timey Xmas stuff right now...Dean Martin, Nat King Cole, Louis Armstrong, etc...Love it!

Anyway, hope you guys have a great holiday season!

Malloreigh

Malloreigh

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

DEC 24, 2008 12:23 PM

feline navidad... HAHAHAHAHA

StopSnitchin

StopSnitchin

Hudson, NH
February 2004

DEC 24, 2008 12:27 PM

Merry, Happy Kwanzfestiva Budahkahn, Vahalla days to you! smile

8stars

8stars

Portland, OR
January 2005

DEC 24, 2008 01:14 PM

i HATE x-mas music. im surprises mike didnt go to the guy;s house. thats cool you know him;havent seen him/lived there for a few years

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