this just in:
i have a twin. is she the evil one? or am i? i don't know, the bad guys are always dressed dark...


my friend rosalie mentioned that we looked alike in malloreigh's sin city set and funny enough, both the photos above were taken in april 2005, but mal was in victoria then and i was in calgary.

because photos of me and mal are rad, here are some more!

here is a photo of us boozing it up on dec. 31, 2004! i consider this night the start of our friendship. we'd never really talked before that and all of a sudden we were boozing it up under a counter and telling people we were trolls! what a fond memory.


most of you are probably aware that mal is my wife, but you may not know how it came to be. here she is, asking me to marry her! i know this gets cut off but i am too lazy to resize it and i am trusting you guys are smart enough to open it in a new tab and see the whole thing. i should add one thing: although we are twins AND wives, this is not gross or incestuous at all. i swear.


here i am protecting mal from danger.


here we are, later that night, asleep at a party. we showed up and acted awkward, then fell asleep. slick job, us! yes, that is my hand tucked into the waistband of my pants. sometimes i am a gross old man trapped in a hot, young body.


perhaps the most memorable of these encounters (at least for you suckas) is our delightful set! you guys should all go look at it again.




this summer: our feet plus a dead crab.


mal thought up the best title for this. jump! pose! scan the horizon for pirates!


and that, i believe, is that!! i hope knowing that mal and i are twin wives helps you guys rest easy. i know it eases my mind!