"what i said about rigel, my wife: "youre like the hottest girl i know. and ive seen you hungover, in a thong, arguing with a piece of burnt toast.""

""Pussy poppin' & twerkin'
never stop her from workin
man, then she flirtin'
sippin that erkin jerkin'
ah then the body
let you see her shake her ass
but when she shake it
she make them other hoes get mad"

I think they might have written this about you."

"Remember that time we played with the fire extinguisher and ran away from the plume of dust, screaming like 3yr old girls who just got told about space-monster rape?

I mean, I dont want to downplay the seriousness of spacemonster rape..."

"I'm just waiting for you to go live so I can put you in my favorite SGs."

"

It's true."

"Rigel has the first pair of tits I would grab onto if we were on a sinking ship together. She is also sneaky and tiny. She does this trick where all the bread and peanut butter in the house vanish. And her bra was in the fridge for a while."