This will be the first year in 5 I don't think I will be able to make it to Spooky Empire's Ultimate Horror Weekend. I HAZ AN EXTREME SAD. > : [

*sings* oohhh youuu prettyyy thiinnngsss......

Woke up to a flooded yard. Trees branches everywhere. Tornadoes in the area. At least things are exciting.

You know what really chaps my ass? When a dude tells me he's not really into "body modifications" and in fact finds them a "turn off". Yet his girlfriend has 7 layers of fake tan, giant breast implants, and a belly button piercing. So I say "no, you are into body modification. You just only like what conforms to your ideals of acceptable types of female body modification. Meaning, what makes the woman look most like the standard American mainstream ideal." .......... not that I have anything against other women having tans or breast implants. Just that the inability to see the connection annoys the pants off of me.

Oh hey. I started selling some prints here:

http://www.society6.com/chryswarford

Irish I were a baller.



Ps. It doesnt count as a "kissy face" if it's TOUGH.

I watch and promote the chiller network enough to people... that I should probably just work for them. Too bad that would require moving to New York. Just for shits and a giggles I checked monster.com ... and was informed with the sad news that:

There are 0 horror jobs.

Rats.

The best episode of "spine chillers" ever. I may have posted it before, but whatever. It came on today (they run the series on the chiller network) and I thought some of you might appreciate it. The rest of the parts are on youtube as well. That entire series is actually pretty good. Better than most of the American horror anthology series. Mostly because of the humor. heh



(again, watch parts 2-4 on youtube as well)

this doggy dog needs a new jobby job for real. X_x

I finally uploaded some new pics in my "randomness..." folder. Since, I hadn't added any pictures in... oh.. 7 years?