I'll join you for that Lainey, both eating her with a spoon and date her with no previous Facebook knowledge....since I don't even have it :p

And lady, you look adorable and hilarious at the same time in that last pic, like you have a tiny.......*cough's ticking out of your mouth, rather than a lip piercing.

And why is your daughter with the giant adorable eyes angry ? :p

I think "my vagina is going on strike" is probably simultaneously the cutest, funniest, and honest thing I've heard someone say in a long time.

You shouldn't have your vagina go on strike. My penis was on strike years ago, but the smart thing to do is to take your genitalia, your heart, your mind and your soul out of the dating "union" altogether. Dating is NOTHING more than an impracticle exercise in futility. It is a process by which both parties, usually, attempt to demonstrate only the best qualities that would make them suitable for a more committed relationship. Most people are not, but you don't get to find out what all their bad qualities are until you've committed and you're in too deep. It's kind of like being sold a bright, shiny new Ferrari, only to find out it has no engine and no transmission. You're left with a very handsome, but useless, $100K paperweight. And that is a generous estimate of an ideal dating situation. Lets not forget the bald faced liars, losers, cheaters and straight up fucking weirdos one must deal with during the dating process. it is truly nothing but an unambiguous waste of time and money. Dating, to me, is like food. No matter how appetizing it looks, it's sole and end purpose is to eventually turn itself in to shit. Which is why I left the union, and no longer have to go on strike. I find now that, because I have raised the premium value of my datability (i.e., demand goes through the roof when supply is unobtainable), I meet much more serious and focused women who don't want what I don't want. It is a very interesting process. You should try it. Fuck the stike. Leave the union.

your kids are adorable!!
you're coming to gala, right??

congratulations. you deserve nothing but the best. I am confident that you'll find this new system very enjoyable as I do. Best of luck to you, eh. Cute kids.

i want your son's sweater! where can i get me one?

ineedtocomeup could not have put it better! I'm taking that advice!

Oh, and be glad that you can just move a few blocks a find a new social circle. Where I'm from you can move miles and everybody still knows who you are/what you did/etc etc

And you have beautiful kids. And they have a beautiful Mummy

you do make pretty cute kids, and im not even a kid person

jesus christ, those kids could kill with their cuteness. must be genetic.

yups me and radiofrank again this year.

woot.

Your kids are cute.

As far as dating and fucking and all that go, I wouldn't worry about it too much. I've kind of been on break and then things sort of fall together. Building up friendships first is the way to go. You have a much stronger core to base a relationship on then.

I don't know, I don't make much sense.

Do you have a facebook? I'm such a nerd. But I am on there.

Aww... that last photo is so sweet. I think it's coz you don't look manic, sad or anything other than a contented mummy. I bet that is how they see you, there's real love in your eyes.

I know the feeling you're having to. Even the randoms in the places I go out are familiar now, people I've never really spoken to, but I know they're wardrobe and every expression they have. Dating is always silly, learn a lesson from Joey (AKA Friends Joey), being mates first is hot, lol!

im so with you but i dont think i could last!
cute kids!