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holy shit.
i just saw the aristocrats for the first time, FUCKING HILARIOUS.
bob saggat and cartmen made me die completely of laughter.
considering i am one of the most vulgar and disgusting human beings i have ever met, this was right up my alley. i had never heard of this suppose "greatest joke of all time", nor seen or heard of this documentary. i am in love.
anything where the requirements are that it must contain perverse sexual references, incest, blood, shit, and piss............BEAUTIFUL.
is it bad that i immediatly started thinking of ways my sick little mind could make this joke even more fabulous than these comedians?
.....i was watching it with a friend who has a tail-less cat. the first thing to pop out of my mouth was something along the lines of..."if i was telling this i'd probably say something about how i would rip your dick off with your little sisters teeth, tie it to your cats ass in place of a tail using your moms pubes and her one ridiculously long nipple hair, then use the cat as a strap on to fuck your unborn child in the asshole"
....good start?
i just saw the aristocrats for the first time, FUCKING HILARIOUS.
bob saggat and cartmen made me die completely of laughter.
considering i am one of the most vulgar and disgusting human beings i have ever met, this was right up my alley. i had never heard of this suppose "greatest joke of all time", nor seen or heard of this documentary. i am in love.
anything where the requirements are that it must contain perverse sexual references, incest, blood, shit, and piss............BEAUTIFUL.
is it bad that i immediatly started thinking of ways my sick little mind could make this joke even more fabulous than these comedians?
.....i was watching it with a friend who has a tail-less cat. the first thing to pop out of my mouth was something along the lines of..."if i was telling this i'd probably say something about how i would rip your dick off with your little sisters teeth, tie it to your cats ass in place of a tail using your moms pubes and her one ridiculously long nipple hair, then use the cat as a strap on to fuck your unborn child in the asshole"
....good start?
IT IS FUCKING FREEZING.
i am not down for anything less than 25 degrees. 10, is definitly pushing my sanity.
and REALLY pissing me off by numbing my hand before i can get even halfway through a cig.
this is my last winter in pittsburgh....i swear.
GIVE ME BOURBON OR GIVE ME DEATH.
roadtrip anyone? i hear the west is nice, this time of year. :-)
i am not down for anything less than 25 degrees. 10, is definitly pushing my sanity.
and REALLY pissing me off by numbing my hand before i can get even halfway through a cig.
this is my last winter in pittsburgh....i swear.
GIVE ME BOURBON OR GIVE ME DEATH.
roadtrip anyone? i hear the west is nice, this time of year. :-)
if you are going to request someone's friendship on here,
why would you even bother if you don't have a single damn thing filled out in your profile, no picture of any sort, don't send a message, etc etc.
this isn't myspace people.
come the fuck on.
why would you even bother if you don't have a single damn thing filled out in your profile, no picture of any sort, don't send a message, etc etc.
this isn't myspace people.
come the fuck on.
its sunny and semi-warm out.
i have to work at 6 and i'm pissed about it.
i plan on laying in my bed all day listening to death metal and burning incense and playing around on sg.
...drop me a line. :-)
p.s. i met someone. its wierd. i've been single for almost two entire years and i love it. i never have feelings and its kind of freaking me out.
i need a haircut bad --->
what to do, what to do.
i have to work at 6 and i'm pissed about it.
i plan on laying in my bed all day listening to death metal and burning incense and playing around on sg.
...drop me a line. :-)
p.s. i met someone. its wierd. i've been single for almost two entire years and i love it. i never have feelings and its kind of freaking me out.
i need a haircut bad --->
what to do, what to do.
well i've been back in virginia since last wednesday and it has been absolutely fabulouusssssssss. i'm trying this new thing where i don't get completely shit-faced when i drink. its working out very nicely for me so far. haha i don't know why i've been letting my habits get so out of control this past year.
it's been amazing to be around all of my friends. everyone here is so genuine. i feel like in pittsburgh the friendships are so empty sometimes. but everytime i come home i'm surrounded by the greatest people in the world and end up meeting a ton of new ones. so, where are all the new, friendly, super cool kids hiding out in the burgh? maybe i should just start trying harder to find them....
last night went to a cool little get together and met some great kids. i have honest love for the beautiful people in this world who are full of life and love and kindness. that are passionate and have something to say. that you can have a meaningful conversation with the first time you ever meet them. i'm so sick of pointless jabber with people. i'm going to start ignoring people if i know one of those awkward "hey how ya been. how's work. how's so and so. i really don't give a fuck about anything i'm saying" conversations is about to arise.
anyways. folksie hippie kids make me happy. and i met alot of them last night. it was quite refreshing.
ah, life is good right now. 5 more days so i'm trying to soak up all the goodness i can while i'm home. but i've decided that i'm going to make a real effort to branch out in pittsburgh and try to find some new people, places, just anything to make my remaining months there more enjoyable. i'm going to work less, and live more. because i'm completely against working your life away and having no time for, well... life. haha. the only reason i've been doing it is because i've got to save up to buy a car and move, but i need a break. its not me. and i'm sick of being at fatheads every damn day from 10-6 and wasting all the sunlight on being a slave to burgers and beers and business men.
i need a fucking hobby. or a new job. or just cool shit to do in general. i havn't really taken advantange of all the culture and such that pittsburgh has to offer. i suck. god damnit. any suggestions?
anyways i hope everyone has gotten some time off from the daily grind for the holidays. got all their shopping done. and is generally enjoying whatever it is you are doing at this point and time. have a lovely day. drop me a line. i'm feeling chatty.
much love babays <3
p.s. its warm and sunny outside!!!! i'm in love!!!!
it's been amazing to be around all of my friends. everyone here is so genuine. i feel like in pittsburgh the friendships are so empty sometimes. but everytime i come home i'm surrounded by the greatest people in the world and end up meeting a ton of new ones. so, where are all the new, friendly, super cool kids hiding out in the burgh? maybe i should just start trying harder to find them....
last night went to a cool little get together and met some great kids. i have honest love for the beautiful people in this world who are full of life and love and kindness. that are passionate and have something to say. that you can have a meaningful conversation with the first time you ever meet them. i'm so sick of pointless jabber with people. i'm going to start ignoring people if i know one of those awkward "hey how ya been. how's work. how's so and so. i really don't give a fuck about anything i'm saying" conversations is about to arise.
anyways. folksie hippie kids make me happy. and i met alot of them last night. it was quite refreshing.
ah, life is good right now. 5 more days so i'm trying to soak up all the goodness i can while i'm home. but i've decided that i'm going to make a real effort to branch out in pittsburgh and try to find some new people, places, just anything to make my remaining months there more enjoyable. i'm going to work less, and live more. because i'm completely against working your life away and having no time for, well... life. haha. the only reason i've been doing it is because i've got to save up to buy a car and move, but i need a break. its not me. and i'm sick of being at fatheads every damn day from 10-6 and wasting all the sunlight on being a slave to burgers and beers and business men.
i need a fucking hobby. or a new job. or just cool shit to do in general. i havn't really taken advantange of all the culture and such that pittsburgh has to offer. i suck. god damnit. any suggestions?
anyways i hope everyone has gotten some time off from the daily grind for the holidays. got all their shopping done. and is generally enjoying whatever it is you are doing at this point and time. have a lovely day. drop me a line. i'm feeling chatty.
much love babays <3
p.s. its warm and sunny outside!!!! i'm in love!!!!
i'm losing my fucking mind here in pittsburgh.
i'm sick of every girl around me complaining about how fat they are. jesus fucking christ. or if you are fat, fucking do something about it.
eat healthy. exercise. and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
i don't know why this annoys me so much, but it does.
i'm going home in 6 days but that is way too long. i work everyday. and do the same shit. with the same people. thank god for actually getting to go out drinking with some new people last night.
i need to be 21, right now.
i also need to move back to richmond, right now.
why is it that i constantly meet great guys that show extreme interest in me, but for some reason i'm not into them. and then when the RARE occasion comes along where i meet someone that grabs my attention, i have no idea how to act and fuck it all up?
caring doesn't work out too well for me. i'm hoping this changes soon. because a recent let down is killing me, and its probably all because of my own fault. which makes it even worse.
its not that i like to chase what i can't have....but i seem to chase it away. what the fuck is wrong with me. seriously have some sort of mental blockade when it comes to showing emotion towards anyone. i've probably met the love of my life and acted like a complete bitch towards them and don't even know it. its either i'm getting too much attention or i'm not getting enough from anyone that i ever meet. do i have the fucking problem...or am i just meeting all the wrong people for the past two years of being single.
being single and wild seems to work for me....
but i want a relationship at this point, too.
i need a guy who can actually keep up with me. who can fucking hang, and drink, and not give a fuck. someone who isn't afraid to get crazy and take risks. someone who i can randomly say "hey, lets drive across the country. right now. and will actually do it. if you're a fucking pussy, heads up...i'm not going to like you. if all you care about is having the biggest plasma flat screen in town and every video game system known to man kind....i won't be impressed. i need someone real. i need someone who just doesn't give a fuck and is always up for anything. i need someone with their own personality, and their own life. i need someone who can carry on an intelligent conversation and actually has some sort of interesting outlook on life. i need someone spontaneous.
does this exist?
FUCK.
pittsburgh can suck my dick right now. all i need is to go the fuck home and be around some new people and scenery and buy cheap cigs and see my family and friends.
six days heather...six days.
i have to work tonight, i don't want to go :-(
wow...sorry about being miss negativity. i hate that shit.
just had to rant.
hope everything is peachy out there in SGland
i'm sick of every girl around me complaining about how fat they are. jesus fucking christ. or if you are fat, fucking do something about it.
eat healthy. exercise. and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
i don't know why this annoys me so much, but it does.
i'm going home in 6 days but that is way too long. i work everyday. and do the same shit. with the same people. thank god for actually getting to go out drinking with some new people last night.
i need to be 21, right now.
i also need to move back to richmond, right now.
why is it that i constantly meet great guys that show extreme interest in me, but for some reason i'm not into them. and then when the RARE occasion comes along where i meet someone that grabs my attention, i have no idea how to act and fuck it all up?
caring doesn't work out too well for me. i'm hoping this changes soon. because a recent let down is killing me, and its probably all because of my own fault. which makes it even worse.
its not that i like to chase what i can't have....but i seem to chase it away. what the fuck is wrong with me. seriously have some sort of mental blockade when it comes to showing emotion towards anyone. i've probably met the love of my life and acted like a complete bitch towards them and don't even know it. its either i'm getting too much attention or i'm not getting enough from anyone that i ever meet. do i have the fucking problem...or am i just meeting all the wrong people for the past two years of being single.
being single and wild seems to work for me....
but i want a relationship at this point, too.
i need a guy who can actually keep up with me. who can fucking hang, and drink, and not give a fuck. someone who isn't afraid to get crazy and take risks. someone who i can randomly say "hey, lets drive across the country. right now. and will actually do it. if you're a fucking pussy, heads up...i'm not going to like you. if all you care about is having the biggest plasma flat screen in town and every video game system known to man kind....i won't be impressed. i need someone real. i need someone who just doesn't give a fuck and is always up for anything. i need someone with their own personality, and their own life. i need someone who can carry on an intelligent conversation and actually has some sort of interesting outlook on life. i need someone spontaneous.
does this exist?
FUCK.
pittsburgh can suck my dick right now. all i need is to go the fuck home and be around some new people and scenery and buy cheap cigs and see my family and friends.
six days heather...six days.
i have to work tonight, i don't want to go :-(
wow...sorry about being miss negativity. i hate that shit.
just had to rant.
hope everything is peachy out there in SGland
soooo update time. its been awhile.
had big party at the house last night,
so i'm currently being hungover amidst the scent of stale beer and cigarette smoke. (awesome.)
i get to go home in a week and a half and i am so fucking excited.
pittsburgh is great and everything and i love my friends here but i'm so over it by now. richmond is definitly calling me right now, can't wait to move back there in may. its coming up pretty fast so i guess i should get my act together and stop drinking and smoking all of my paychecks so i can get a car and a place by that time. i have horrible spending habits.
anyone have a solution for this that doesn't mean i have to cut down on my alcohol intake?
:-)
something is definitly missing in my life but i can't figure out what it is. things are good. i'm just sick of working every fucking day and doing the same shit with the same people all the fucking time. its like everyone is too lame to go out or do anything fun anymore. and its so damn cold i don't even want to go outside half the time, if it can be avoided.
i know that i usually make horrible decisions when it comes to relationships, which is why i'm going on 2 years of being single. which is fine because being a bit of a wild child they weren't really working out too well because i always pick guys who are too much of a fucking pussy to handle and keep up with me.
maybe its winter thats making me want a relationship, but i don't think so. met some awesome people lately and am in a little bit of a bind and i'm not sure what to do. so i'm refusing to take any action at all as of this point so that i don't make the wrong decision as always. its like everytime i meet someone, i meet someone else at the same time. why the fuck does this happen? i don't know who to trust, or if i'm even capable of trusting anyone. thats one fault of mine that i definitly need to work on. my independence is one of my best qualities but i feel that it is often one of my downfalls as well. especially when it comes to relationships.
shit is wierd right now. i hate being in this position because i havn't met anyone in so long that has grabbed my attention and now that i have, i havn't the first clue what to do about it. i'm not a complete heartless bitch, but when someone comes along that i actually find myself completely infatuated with that i could possibly do something with rather than drinking and sex....i don't even know waht to do about it. its been a year since anyone has even come close to doing it for me. what i hate even more is that i don't even know if this is reciprocated. i'm sick of being chased after by these fucking pussy ass morons who don't give up despite my complete lack of interest and without giving them the slightest glimmer of hope of a relationship. but when i actually meet someone i dig, i never know what the fuck is going on. and i refuse to be vulnerable and usually end up screwing it.
fuckkkk, i hate this. its been killing me for the past 2 months. throw me a fucking bone. i can take rejection but i can't take not having a clue what is going on. and i'm sick of wasting my time.
well anyways i hope everyone had a lovely weekend, i certainly did. enjoyed my one day off today, tomorrow its back to the daily grind....fabulous.
<3Heather
oh yeah!!! got my half sleeve worked on a bit more the other day. ch-ch-ch-check it!
had big party at the house last night,
so i'm currently being hungover amidst the scent of stale beer and cigarette smoke. (awesome.)
i get to go home in a week and a half and i am so fucking excited.
pittsburgh is great and everything and i love my friends here but i'm so over it by now. richmond is definitly calling me right now, can't wait to move back there in may. its coming up pretty fast so i guess i should get my act together and stop drinking and smoking all of my paychecks so i can get a car and a place by that time. i have horrible spending habits.
anyone have a solution for this that doesn't mean i have to cut down on my alcohol intake?
:-)
something is definitly missing in my life but i can't figure out what it is. things are good. i'm just sick of working every fucking day and doing the same shit with the same people all the fucking time. its like everyone is too lame to go out or do anything fun anymore. and its so damn cold i don't even want to go outside half the time, if it can be avoided.
i know that i usually make horrible decisions when it comes to relationships, which is why i'm going on 2 years of being single. which is fine because being a bit of a wild child they weren't really working out too well because i always pick guys who are too much of a fucking pussy to handle and keep up with me.
maybe its winter thats making me want a relationship, but i don't think so. met some awesome people lately and am in a little bit of a bind and i'm not sure what to do. so i'm refusing to take any action at all as of this point so that i don't make the wrong decision as always. its like everytime i meet someone, i meet someone else at the same time. why the fuck does this happen? i don't know who to trust, or if i'm even capable of trusting anyone. thats one fault of mine that i definitly need to work on. my independence is one of my best qualities but i feel that it is often one of my downfalls as well. especially when it comes to relationships.
shit is wierd right now. i hate being in this position because i havn't met anyone in so long that has grabbed my attention and now that i have, i havn't the first clue what to do about it. i'm not a complete heartless bitch, but when someone comes along that i actually find myself completely infatuated with that i could possibly do something with rather than drinking and sex....i don't even know waht to do about it. its been a year since anyone has even come close to doing it for me. what i hate even more is that i don't even know if this is reciprocated. i'm sick of being chased after by these fucking pussy ass morons who don't give up despite my complete lack of interest and without giving them the slightest glimmer of hope of a relationship. but when i actually meet someone i dig, i never know what the fuck is going on. and i refuse to be vulnerable and usually end up screwing it.
fuckkkk, i hate this. its been killing me for the past 2 months. throw me a fucking bone. i can take rejection but i can't take not having a clue what is going on. and i'm sick of wasting my time.
well anyways i hope everyone had a lovely weekend, i certainly did. enjoyed my one day off today, tomorrow its back to the daily grind....fabulous.
<3Heather
oh yeah!!! got my half sleeve worked on a bit more the other day. ch-ch-ch-check it!
i'm sitting at the richmond airport loving my caribou coffee and free wireless and the fact that the lady at the counter took pity on me and didn't charge me anything at all for a new plane ticket, probably because i look haggard and reek of alcohol and cigarettes and missed 2 flights. oh but it was so worth it :-)
there is a bar across from me.
if i was 21, i woud be getting drunk as shit right now.
jenn will be in pittsburgh when i get back, so that makes the fact that i'm returning there an awesome thing right now rather than an 'i want to gauge my eyes out with a rusted fork' kind of thing.
....i still can't believe i got out of paying 210 bucks for my plane ticket.....and got fucking plastered last night until about 5:30 a.m...and i ended up getting to see my one female friend in virginia at the last minute...and the kid i used to beat up on the bus in 4th grade....
i wonder if i look as haggard as i feel right now? haha
the lady sitting across from me is eating a pepperoni roll. actually, she is shoving that fucker in her mouth like there is no tomorrow and it actually pretty hilarious. it took me 30 minutes to get through security because the mexican family in front of me had so much hidden bling bling that they each had to go through the metal detector about 3 times. there are army guys waiting here. they're probably flying somewhere they hate. that sucks.
i love the airport.
it's a good thing i'm easily amused.
the wost part about the airport: they take all of your lighters. and even if you had one, you aren't allowed to smoke anywhere.
i have a layover in philly and don't get to pittsburgh until 7....i'm already fiending for a cigarette. this is not a good sign.
but besides that, damn son. this is a good fucking day!
talk to me, i'll be free wirelessing it up all damn day at these airports.
there is a bar across from me.
if i was 21, i woud be getting drunk as shit right now.
jenn will be in pittsburgh when i get back, so that makes the fact that i'm returning there an awesome thing right now rather than an 'i want to gauge my eyes out with a rusted fork' kind of thing.
....i still can't believe i got out of paying 210 bucks for my plane ticket.....and got fucking plastered last night until about 5:30 a.m...and i ended up getting to see my one female friend in virginia at the last minute...and the kid i used to beat up on the bus in 4th grade....
i wonder if i look as haggard as i feel right now? haha
the lady sitting across from me is eating a pepperoni roll. actually, she is shoving that fucker in her mouth like there is no tomorrow and it actually pretty hilarious. it took me 30 minutes to get through security because the mexican family in front of me had so much hidden bling bling that they each had to go through the metal detector about 3 times. there are army guys waiting here. they're probably flying somewhere they hate. that sucks.
i love the airport.
it's a good thing i'm easily amused.
the wost part about the airport: they take all of your lighters. and even if you had one, you aren't allowed to smoke anywhere.
i have a layover in philly and don't get to pittsburgh until 7....i'm already fiending for a cigarette. this is not a good sign.
but besides that, damn son. this is a good fucking day!
talk to me, i'll be free wirelessing it up all damn day at these airports.
so i just got home from a crazy 3 day drinking binge. sometimes when you live in pittsburgh, you wake up wasted and 2 hours late for work on a saturday and you decide to say fuck it. show up at your friends house stumbling around and decide to get a few cases. call off work. not shower. or bother charging your phone so noone knows you're alive. and drink non stop until monday. only leaving the house to 1. go to a party. 2. get more beer. or 3. to eat....but who really needs to do that.
anyways i'm pretty sure my liver will never be the same, and my hand is ripped open. i'm not sure if i still have a job. i guess i'll find out tomorrow.
fuck it though, i needed a little break from life.
i love my friends :-)
also i'm going to see every time i die tonight and am fucking stoked!
anyways i'm pretty sure my liver will never be the same, and my hand is ripped open. i'm not sure if i still have a job. i guess i'll find out tomorrow.
fuck it though, i needed a little break from life.
i love my friends :-)
also i'm going to see every time i die tonight and am fucking stoked!
