into: cased meats, meatatarians

makes me happy: Almost everehthang

makes me sad: I don't get sad, I get ANGREH!!

hobbies: I used to huff those scented markers when I was hungry and it wasn't lunch period for another hour

5 things i can't live without: My internal organs, but I think that's more than five...I think.

vices: Drinking haterade, then pissing it out on hot bitches.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: When no one's looking, I finger my belly button and giggle softly.

 

gender: SG

occupation: bag of organs, sausage ingredient

current crush: the butcher

stats: 70% lean

body mods: Pork shoulder with a few ounces of fat back grinded in, just a hint of toasted fennel

heroes: Oscar Mayer

gets me hot: HOT BEEF INJECTION...duh

favorite position: Between your buns

fantasy: to be one day served at Portillos

most humbling moment: Being mistaken for a breakfast link

i lost my virginity: Yeah, I used to be a whole sausage, casing intact and everything. But it wasn't long until someone could resist that burst of flavorful juice from the first bite--damn intestines ruptured everywhere.

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Romance.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Goth, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Rockabilly, Bookworm.