Wake Up

DATE: Nov 7, 2006   PHOTOGRAPHER: Ryan O'Connor

REI SAYS: “

This morning I woke up feeling aches everywhere.

In my head, on my legs, and *gasp* even down there!

Last night was so fun,. but I can't quite recall,

Where I went, what I said, and how much alcohol,

I consumed, I presume we painted the town red.

Near my thighs, he now lies, a cute guy in my bed.”