I was about to post pictures from the tour but i feel like the most recent comment of hilarity for this video should come first, since nixon has been quoting it to my name for the past couple of days and has been making me laugh constantly, since.

i don't give a fuck that it was meant to be offensive, at least it was original.
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oh yeah! and my beloved shityeah's friend just played a show at Emo's in Austin, TX where a tag that i left on the bathroom door was recently discovered. It was only about a month or so back that it was left there, but it feels like YEARS have past since that day.
Life moves like a goddamn acid trip, sometimes.

i don't give a fuck that it was meant to be offensive, at least it was original.
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oh yeah! and my beloved shityeah's friend just played a show at Emo's in Austin, TX where a tag that i left on the bathroom door was recently discovered. It was only about a month or so back that it was left there, but it feels like YEARS have past since that day.
Life moves like a goddamn acid trip, sometimes.


this shirt...er...sign came alone after one of our shows in Iowa, the other day.
i highlight the term AFTER one of our shows....and we never saw it again....hm....
Chloe Saint Reagan: Someone should really take this thing away from me....
Nixon: The cigarette, the computer, or the bottle of wine?

My personal theme song just went from Gone Till November to I'll Be Home For Christmas. crazy...
im currently smoking my last Lucky Strike and watching a 40 foot stage being built in front of me.
We flew from Vegas to Baltimore yesterday, to start a tour with Guns N Roses.
The tempature is nice but the weather is gloomy, and i've been trying not to sing November Rain all day because i know its not funny to anyone but me....
Im so sorry to anyone who was going to come to any of the shows that we had lined up for the next week of OUR tour.
Im also really bummed that we had to leave TsuShiMaMiRe sooner than planned.


Nixon and I are gonna be hosting a show on Sirius Radio tomorrow night, at 10pm. and yes...Helter Skelter will be played.
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Hall-n-Oates-O-Ween has begun.
I just put together 15 of my favorite Hall and Oates songs to play alllll day tomorrow.
Its gonna get awesome.
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Life has been very fast paced the past couple of weeks. Its bound to happen when you live it at 80 mph daily.
Things that fucking blow, lately:
:being sick, waking up to hurl until nothing but my tears are left to fall into the toilet, then rushing to make it to the lobby on time.
:having people yelling to or at me which is always followed by an abrupt hang up from the other end.
:living in hotel rooms 30 miles outside of civilization, that are infested with ants and the smell of stale cigarettes.
When will i be sipping champagne, listening to Radiohead, wearing nothing but thigh highs again?
Im currently watching Robot Chicken and eating packaged pizza with two Japanese
girls. Things are ok, for now.
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The shows are amazing every night. I haven't been able to send out any responses or emails yet..but if you've been to the show so far, thank you so much for coming out and getting rowdy!


I met Panda tonight. Shes super foxy in person. Be jealous.
God fucking dammit, im sick of using the words me and i right now.
On the run from Johnny Law.
Ain't no trip to Cleveland.
This is true. I just spent 2 hours driving a Kia, to realize it is more like a trip to a Comfort Inn, in Euclid, Ohio...
Shortly after our show down the street, Nixon and i let ourselves into the green room of the House Of Blues in hopes of finding trouble and alcohol.
All we left with were some Polaroids for proof and some diet coke that we stole from KMFDMs dressing room.
WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO STAY DRUNK AND CAUSE PROBLEMS, ON THIS DAMN TOUR??
Animal Planet is quite is filled with hilarity for childishly perverted minds like ours.
Its hard not to lose it after hearing the description for a Beaver Deceiver.
odette sent me a picture of something amazing, today.
Ain't no trip to Cleveland.
This is true. I just spent 2 hours driving a Kia, to realize it is more like a trip to a Comfort Inn, in Euclid, Ohio...
Shortly after our show down the street, Nixon and i let ourselves into the green room of the House Of Blues in hopes of finding trouble and alcohol.
All we left with were some Polaroids for proof and some diet coke that we stole from KMFDMs dressing room.
WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO STAY DRUNK AND CAUSE PROBLEMS, ON THIS DAMN TOUR??
Animal Planet is quite is filled with hilarity for childishly perverted minds like ours.
Its hard not to lose it after hearing the description for a Beaver Deceiver.
odette sent me a picture of something amazing, today.

I hate not seeing a post office in about a month. I hate malls. I hate having my ipods stolen and laptops scratched. I hate too much.
so heres a list of things i enjoy!
its 1am in Bloomington, Whereeverthefuckthatis. She goes to the man at the front desk of our hotel and says 'theres need to be a pedestrian crosswalk through the highway...'
this weekend is going to be amazing.






