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Let me just start by getting this off of my chest....
the post warning, warning: These pictures are from the tour we (Suicide Girls Burlesque) just finish with Guns N Roses, Sebastian Bach, and Helmet. No, Nixon and I were NOT tour 'fluffers' and no, we did NOT fall thru some time travel worm hole to 1986....well...maybe a little, about the wormhole, unfortunatly....
I feel like thats a decent amount of pictures for now....
I leave you with this picture of my back, dedicated to anyone who has gone throught this entire post of mine.
Let me just start by getting this off of my chest....
I woke up this morning, and simply could not breathe.
I was coughing so badly for 3 minutes straight that i could feel my lips start to tingle from the lack of blood flow.
I mixed more drinks than i should have last night and felt like my eyes were burning and bleeding when i opened them.
I should have remembered to take off my fake eyelashes before bedtime, just like i should have remembered to not smoke the cigarettes in my pocket....but why blame myself for all the pains in my body, when shortly after tumbling out of my bunk i look out the front window and realize im back on Santa Monica Blvd, in Los Angeles.
Yep. I must be allergic to LA.
4 months ago, 9 girls left the SG office in a 15 passenger death trap. I was sad to go, because i was positive that i would be killed by insanity or bad driving, before we made it back.
I would have never thought that i would be back in the same parking spot in a tour bus filled with 5 girls and a stressed out tour manager, 4 months later.
And as i shoved all of the toys and alcohol and clothes and movies that i have accumulated since that day i first left LA, into pillow cases and plastic bags, i felt kind of sad to say that its done.
There. Thats my fucking emo post. done. finished. never again.
On another note, i thought i would share some pictures i've taken this month{
I was about to post pictures from the tour but i feel like the most recent comment of hilarity for this video should come first, since nixon has been quoting it to my name for the past couple of days and has been making me laugh constantly, since.
i don't give a fuck that it was meant to be offensive, at least it was original.
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oh yeah! and my beloved shityeah's friend just played a show at Emo's in Austin, TX where a tag that i left on the bathroom door was recently discovered. It was only about a month or so back that it was left there, but it feels like YEARS have past since that day.
Life moves like a goddamn acid trip, sometimes.
i don't give a fuck that it was meant to be offensive, at least it was original.
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oh yeah! and my beloved shityeah's friend just played a show at Emo's in Austin, TX where a tag that i left on the bathroom door was recently discovered. It was only about a month or so back that it was left there, but it feels like YEARS have past since that day.
Life moves like a goddamn acid trip, sometimes.
this shirt...er...sign came alone after one of our shows in Iowa, the other day.
i highlight the term AFTER one of our shows....and we never saw it again....hm....
A note to those who have been consistently emailing me about being a sell out for dong the Guns N Roses tour:
Fuck you, douche bags.Im happy where i am, I dont feel guilty for missing out on my college years of life, for the first time since i left high school. And for the first tour in 3 years, i have yet for some asshole to call me a stripper or a whore for wearing nipple tape on stage. Instead we were given 2 bottles of champagne and a dozen roses with a thank you note for being on this tour. Although i miss something other than the look of utter confusion wen i get on the mic every night, im a very content girl right now.
I quit smoking a few days back because i was vomiting up blood and couldn't breathe when i coughed the other night....
Tonight's quote:
Chloe Saint Reagan: Someone should really take this thing away from me....
Nixon: The cigarette, the computer, or the bottle of wine?
My personal theme song just went from Gone Till November to I'll Be Home For Christmas. crazy...
im currently smoking my last Lucky Strike and watching a 40 foot stage being built in front of me.
We flew from Vegas to Baltimore yesterday, to start a tour with Guns N Roses.
The tempature is nice but the weather is gloomy, and i've been trying not to sing November Rain all day because i know its not funny to anyone but me....
Im so sorry to anyone who was going to come to any of the shows that we had lined up for the next week of OUR tour.
Im also really bummed that we had to leave TsuShiMaMiRe sooner than planned.
Nixon and I are gonna be hosting a show on Sirius Radio tomorrow night, at 10pm. and yes...Helter Skelter will be played.
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Hall-n-Oates-O-Ween has begun.
I just put together 15 of my favorite Hall and Oates songs to play alllll day tomorrow.
Its gonna get awesome.
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Life has been very fast paced the past couple of weeks. Its bound to happen when you live it at 80 mph daily.
Things that fucking blow, lately:
:being sick, waking up to hurl until nothing but my tears are left to fall into the toilet, then rushing to make it to the lobby on time.
:having people yelling to or at me which is always followed by an abrupt hang up from the other end.
:living in hotel rooms 30 miles outside of civilization, that are infested with ants and the smell of stale cigarettes.
When will i be sipping champagne, listening to Radiohead, wearing nothing but thigh highs again?
Im currently watching Robot Chicken and eating packaged pizza with two Japanese
girls. Things are ok, for now.
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The shows are amazing every night. I haven't been able to send out any responses or emails yet..but if you've been to the show so far, thank you so much for coming out and getting rowdy!
