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peekaboo.
my other photos wont upload, site having issues. here, let these pacify you.
my other photos wont upload, site having issues. here, let these pacify you.
ok now that Xmas is over....and NYE..... Countdown to my BIRTHDAY!
House party this saturday. You're all invited.
3 days till this bitch turns 25. wtf? i was so much younger when I started showing y'all my pussy!
House party this saturday. You're all invited.
3 days till this bitch turns 25. wtf? i was so much younger when I started showing y'all my pussy!
worked 52 hours this week. im going into hiding during christmas, but i promise by the new year i'll be able to post more.
Had an AMAZING time in Los Angeles!
I got to meet my longtime SG penpal! Check it out!!!
too bad it wasnt total beach weather
although my photos aren't loading... I will have to update this after i figure my ish out.
I got to meet my longtime SG penpal! Check it out!!!
too bad it wasnt total beach weather
although my photos aren't loading... I will have to update this after i figure my ish out.
Los angeles. 2 week countdown starts now. Party party.
Here is a picture of me and Murs. You came to my city, now i'm coming to yours.
Here is a picture of me and Murs. You came to my city, now i'm coming to yours.
Things are looking up! I'm feeling better about being single. Also ,planning a trip to LA next month! I've never been, so i'm giddy as fuck.
PHOTOBLOG: Niagara Falls, Abandoned Strip Joints, Sneakers, Steak, Wasaga Beach, Vagina Piercings, Hip Hop Shows, Shananagans, Drunken Escapades and Vanity
Its been a while since I updated my blog on SG. Maybe that's because I have been up to some debocherous shit. I know i spelled that wrong, i just dont give a fuck.
OK to the tour, grab a beer and strap yourself in.
New Kicks. $20 a pair. Clearance. Kiss the bottoms of em.
First stop Niagara Falls
So Niagara Falls, Canadian Side, used to be a huge destination for honeymooners. Now its some fucked up, washed up strip with casinos, wax museums, gentleman's clubs, outlet shopping, mini put and haunted houses. Its a head trip especially if you were trippin' like me. I decided to document some of the fucked up signs there. If you get bored, skip ahead bitch.
Anyone else think it looks like theres a giant cock at the bottom of this pervy ad?
This i just had to take a photo of hahaha. All these awesome honeymoon motels, all charging dirt bottom prices. All with awesome themes and awesome names like the Aston Villa. I lol'ed.
I hope they can find the lanes.
This is the Flying Saucer Restaurant. It must have been way cool in the 60s
this is the biggest fountain I could find. You are so fucking pathetic Niagara Falls. And Affordable!! This is likely why.
Some pics from the Strip.
creeeepy logo. Who gets hungry looking at that shit?
waaasted, and heavenly.
Ultimately we dropped a few pills and found an open gate to this kickass (looking back now likely run-down and pathetic) mini put course. We were scaling the hills and climing over dinosaurs and shit. It was all fun and games until we noticed one of the late night staff rolling up on the course to lock the barbed wire gates. We freaked out and started racing them to the gate, wasted, having no idea what the layout of this course was in the complete dark. I was wiping out on the lane curbs. We had to backtrack through a moat and through a cave ... over and under replica stalagmites and stalagtites or whatever the hell theyre called. JUST made it out alive and pretended to act natural walking away from the course at 2am. The next day we went back to play a round. Same kid working the desk at his shitty summer job. He wasn't impressed, but then again in the daylight that course sucked so we weren't impressed either.
And just to make this official, the Falls.
So on our way there, we came across this abandoned strop joint. It was fucking sweet. We went exploring and out back we found an awesome surprise! Literally 20 heart shaped jacuzzi tubs. They may or may not have help the dismembered bodies of unloved whores. I still wanted to take one home.
now.... SHARKS!
now.....STEAKS!
now......STRAP-ON!
and now some shots from MOSPORT International Raceway. We were there for the American LeMans series but also saw some Touring cars and some all Porsche competition. Saw a Porsche loose it in Corner 2 (off camber left) and slam into the wall. No serious injuries. Oh yeah, lots of booze, lots of sun, record high temperatures.... and we were the only people smart enough to bring a KIDDIE POOL!!!
and more STEAKS!!!!
and then my boss had me out to his cottage in Wasaga Beach. Beautiful.
and... TIJUANA BIBLES!!!
and.... HAIRCUTS!!!!
Went to see ATMOSPHERE, Blueprint, Evidence, Prof and DJ Babu. THEY FUCKING KILLED IT! Met most of the artists backstage, got some shit signed and talked music. I Converted my roomie Lindsay from punk to hip hop in one night hahahah.
Blueprint
Me n Linds. Double drunk.
DJ Fundo, touring with PROF on the Family Reunion Tour. So Good.
Seeing Doubles?
Went to Hip Hop Karaoke last night, my girl Natasha KILLED the fugees on stage. About 200 people show up, booze it up. There is no TV with no Lyrics. Just a DJ and two back up rappers. I'm just gonna have to brush up bitches!!!
Oh yeah and THIS!!!
Peace out homies, that took WAY too long to upload. Anyone know's a faster way, like telepathy, let me know.
Its been a while since I updated my blog on SG. Maybe that's because I have been up to some debocherous shit. I know i spelled that wrong, i just dont give a fuck.
OK to the tour, grab a beer and strap yourself in.
New Kicks. $20 a pair. Clearance. Kiss the bottoms of em.
First stop Niagara Falls
So Niagara Falls, Canadian Side, used to be a huge destination for honeymooners. Now its some fucked up, washed up strip with casinos, wax museums, gentleman's clubs, outlet shopping, mini put and haunted houses. Its a head trip especially if you were trippin' like me. I decided to document some of the fucked up signs there. If you get bored, skip ahead bitch.
Anyone else think it looks like theres a giant cock at the bottom of this pervy ad?
This i just had to take a photo of hahaha. All these awesome honeymoon motels, all charging dirt bottom prices. All with awesome themes and awesome names like the Aston Villa. I lol'ed.
I hope they can find the lanes.
This is the Flying Saucer Restaurant. It must have been way cool in the 60s
this is the biggest fountain I could find. You are so fucking pathetic Niagara Falls. And Affordable!! This is likely why.
Some pics from the Strip.
creeeepy logo. Who gets hungry looking at that shit?
waaasted, and heavenly.
Ultimately we dropped a few pills and found an open gate to this kickass (looking back now likely run-down and pathetic) mini put course. We were scaling the hills and climing over dinosaurs and shit. It was all fun and games until we noticed one of the late night staff rolling up on the course to lock the barbed wire gates. We freaked out and started racing them to the gate, wasted, having no idea what the layout of this course was in the complete dark. I was wiping out on the lane curbs. We had to backtrack through a moat and through a cave ... over and under replica stalagmites and stalagtites or whatever the hell theyre called. JUST made it out alive and pretended to act natural walking away from the course at 2am. The next day we went back to play a round. Same kid working the desk at his shitty summer job. He wasn't impressed, but then again in the daylight that course sucked so we weren't impressed either.
And just to make this official, the Falls.
So on our way there, we came across this abandoned strop joint. It was fucking sweet. We went exploring and out back we found an awesome surprise! Literally 20 heart shaped jacuzzi tubs. They may or may not have help the dismembered bodies of unloved whores. I still wanted to take one home.
now.... SHARKS!
now.....STEAKS!
now......STRAP-ON!
and now some shots from MOSPORT International Raceway. We were there for the American LeMans series but also saw some Touring cars and some all Porsche competition. Saw a Porsche loose it in Corner 2 (off camber left) and slam into the wall. No serious injuries. Oh yeah, lots of booze, lots of sun, record high temperatures.... and we were the only people smart enough to bring a KIDDIE POOL!!!
and more STEAKS!!!!
and then my boss had me out to his cottage in Wasaga Beach. Beautiful.
and... TIJUANA BIBLES!!!
and.... HAIRCUTS!!!!
Went to see ATMOSPHERE, Blueprint, Evidence, Prof and DJ Babu. THEY FUCKING KILLED IT! Met most of the artists backstage, got some shit signed and talked music. I Converted my roomie Lindsay from punk to hip hop in one night hahahah.
Blueprint
Me n Linds. Double drunk.
DJ Fundo, touring with PROF on the Family Reunion Tour. So Good.
Seeing Doubles?
Went to Hip Hop Karaoke last night, my girl Natasha KILLED the fugees on stage. About 200 people show up, booze it up. There is no TV with no Lyrics. Just a DJ and two back up rappers. I'm just gonna have to brush up bitches!!!
Oh yeah and THIS!!!
Peace out homies, that took WAY too long to upload. Anyone know's a faster way, like telepathy, let me know.
