*INSTAGRAM RECAP*
in this episode: breakups, injuries, drunkeness, comic books, food, family, friends, geeks, cats, cars, travel...
so below, you may snack on a brief recap of my life the past two months. Some moments have photos, some, thankfully, do not.
oh Los Angeles. in 6 more days, you are mine once again.


while there, I will wine, dine and sixtynine, if I am lucky. my parents will be with me this time, so it looks like a whole lot of adolescent style "quiet sex" is in my near future.
My good friend Annyen graduated her printmaking program at OCAD University. I taught her my lithographic skills a couple years back. don't tell anyone, but me and this chick have had some mad 'tension' from day one.


oh look this mah hurr


so this saturday I am pretty game to chill in the park by my old apartment and drink wine and eat cheese and bread and play BANANAGRAMS with my buddies Chris and Justin. *Sigh* if only my backstabbing ex-best friend ex-roomate didn't go eat my leftovers and fuck my exboyfriend regularly, maybe then we could have played bananagrams on my old patio, adjacent to the park....oh bananagrams! you make every situation fun and enjoyable!


I finally threw out these kicks; you may remember them from such sets as "La Cucina" and "heap of crumpled clothes in the corner of the bedroom in your dreams". I will miss you DC all white leather low-tops skate sneaks with useless velcro strap, I will miss you.


THIS is my SIS! dark hair, honey brown eyes, milky white complection and 36DoubleDees. YOU figure it out.


These are from the Comic Convention. I worked my friend Adam Tupper's booth. Cute overload, look up his hello kitty series. I took a few photos with a few fans. It was good! Met some fantastic talent! Marco Rudy will be using me for some practice sketches. he gave me a storyboard inked comic that was used by his employer company DC Comics. Who knew that Canada had such a high concentration in comic book illustrators!? I found that shit out....


Marco gave me this:


MORE IMPORTANTLY what the fuck is wrong with you? There CAN'T be another meaning I've missing, can there be?


This is when I sliced the end of my thumb off a couple weeks back. You might notice that my upcoming photoset (Due to drop in MR on the 31st) I am sporting a fancy shmancy glove. No its not a michael jackson throwback. It's to cover the HIDEOUS ZOMBIFICATION OF MY AMPUTATED THUMB TIP. however, you may have the joys of seeing that rotting flesh in the upcoming CANADIAN BEAVERS set due in MR on the 31st of May. hint: keep your eyes out for an up close ass grab shot. srsly impossible to photoshop. I challenge you.

THIS is an inside joke from a) Todd and the Book of Pure Evil (TV Show starring an amazing cast including Jason Mews from Jay and Silent Bob)
and MORE IMPORTANTLY
b) Lee Suicides new themed set! Due to drop in MR later this month. Keep you eyes peeled bitches. if you think Corn Whole is amazing, wait till you see her ta-tas!


this is a photo of a cool bridge i passed somewhere between Pittsburgh and Toronto. I drove a ridiculously long distance to see him play and was graced by his presence for officially 16 hours. mark my words: we made the most of those 16 hours. This is the PG photo. The rest, really, can't even be shown on this site. Man, we gotta start taking photos that are more...er...vanilla....
heyo!!!! bridge photo!!!!


on another note: shoes I fucking want. ALDO. srsly under $100. I will send you kisses and hugs via mail if you buy these for me. i will also send photos of me in these shoes (oh c'mon foot fetishers... i know you're out there).
BTW am I really aging this rapidly? last time I had a kickass photoshoot on SG (well, photoshoot that I was PAID for) I was a fucking RAVER. do ravers wear stilettos? didn't think so. OH EM FUCKING GEE. I am my mother.


FYI this is what I do at work:


this is the fucking funny card i got my dad for his birthday. he lost it i think 8 mins later. he is a hundred after all.


fuck the card, he says, and then he bought himself a luxury sedan. What was i thinking with my paper gift? P.S. i offered to be his personal chauffeur. P.P.S. he declined..... HA!


aight that should do it. now leave me alone. LATER HOMIES.


p.s.
FUCKING MAY 31ST MARK YOUR M-FIN' MR'N CALENDAR!
and then comment me


xoxoxoxo
RAYDE
fuck i said in the intro i'd feature a cat. luckily i have one. right here:


fin.
in this episode: breakups, injuries, drunkeness, comic books, food, family, friends, geeks, cats, cars, travel...
so below, you may snack on a brief recap of my life the past two months. Some moments have photos, some, thankfully, do not.
oh Los Angeles. in 6 more days, you are mine once again.

while there, I will wine, dine and sixtynine, if I am lucky. my parents will be with me this time, so it looks like a whole lot of adolescent style "quiet sex" is in my near future.
My good friend Annyen graduated her printmaking program at OCAD University. I taught her my lithographic skills a couple years back. don't tell anyone, but me and this chick have had some mad 'tension' from day one.

oh look this mah hurr

so this saturday I am pretty game to chill in the park by my old apartment and drink wine and eat cheese and bread and play BANANAGRAMS with my buddies Chris and Justin. *Sigh* if only my backstabbing ex-best friend ex-roomate didn't go eat my leftovers and fuck my exboyfriend regularly, maybe then we could have played bananagrams on my old patio, adjacent to the park....oh bananagrams! you make every situation fun and enjoyable!

I finally threw out these kicks; you may remember them from such sets as "La Cucina" and "heap of crumpled clothes in the corner of the bedroom in your dreams". I will miss you DC all white leather low-tops skate sneaks with useless velcro strap, I will miss you.

THIS is my SIS! dark hair, honey brown eyes, milky white complection and 36DoubleDees. YOU figure it out.

These are from the Comic Convention. I worked my friend Adam Tupper's booth. Cute overload, look up his hello kitty series. I took a few photos with a few fans. It was good! Met some fantastic talent! Marco Rudy will be using me for some practice sketches. he gave me a storyboard inked comic that was used by his employer company DC Comics. Who knew that Canada had such a high concentration in comic book illustrators!? I found that shit out....

Marco gave me this:

MORE IMPORTANTLY what the fuck is wrong with you? There CAN'T be another meaning I've missing, can there be?

This is when I sliced the end of my thumb off a couple weeks back. You might notice that my upcoming photoset (Due to drop in MR on the 31st) I am sporting a fancy shmancy glove. No its not a michael jackson throwback. It's to cover the HIDEOUS ZOMBIFICATION OF MY AMPUTATED THUMB TIP. however, you may have the joys of seeing that rotting flesh in the upcoming CANADIAN BEAVERS set due in MR on the 31st of May. hint: keep your eyes out for an up close ass grab shot. srsly impossible to photoshop. I challenge you.

THIS is an inside joke from a) Todd and the Book of Pure Evil (TV Show starring an amazing cast including Jason Mews from Jay and Silent Bob)
and MORE IMPORTANTLY
b) Lee Suicides new themed set! Due to drop in MR later this month. Keep you eyes peeled bitches. if you think Corn Whole is amazing, wait till you see her ta-tas!

this is a photo of a cool bridge i passed somewhere between Pittsburgh and Toronto. I drove a ridiculously long distance to see him play and was graced by his presence for officially 16 hours. mark my words: we made the most of those 16 hours. This is the PG photo. The rest, really, can't even be shown on this site. Man, we gotta start taking photos that are more...er...vanilla....
heyo!!!! bridge photo!!!!

on another note: shoes I fucking want. ALDO. srsly under $100. I will send you kisses and hugs via mail if you buy these for me. i will also send photos of me in these shoes (oh c'mon foot fetishers... i know you're out there).
BTW am I really aging this rapidly? last time I had a kickass photoshoot on SG (well, photoshoot that I was PAID for) I was a fucking RAVER. do ravers wear stilettos? didn't think so. OH EM FUCKING GEE. I am my mother.

FYI this is what I do at work:

this is the fucking funny card i got my dad for his birthday. he lost it i think 8 mins later. he is a hundred after all.

fuck the card, he says, and then he bought himself a luxury sedan. What was i thinking with my paper gift? P.S. i offered to be his personal chauffeur. P.P.S. he declined..... HA!

aight that should do it. now leave me alone. LATER HOMIES.

p.s.
FUCKING MAY 31ST MARK YOUR M-FIN' MR'N CALENDAR!
and then comment me

xoxoxoxo
RAYDE
fuck i said in the intro i'd feature a cat. luckily i have one. right here:

fin.
ok so dose of what I've been youtubing this month. That's right. youtubing. it's a verb, google that shit. (fyi google is a verb too)
I know it's a cover. I think this kids version beats bc talk or whoever sang this. Why doesnt this kid have a record deal?
TRY LOOKING AWAY FROM THIS!...actually....TRY LOOKING AT THIS FOR THE ENTIRE SONG! haHA!
A healthy dose of Die Antwoord
apparently you can't drown fire ants. We're doomed.
ALSO! I shot a new set with Shazzy. It should be great! I look forward to sharing that and the set I did with a bunch of SG Canada girls on the beach last week! ta.
I know it's a cover. I think this kids version beats bc talk or whoever sang this. Why doesnt this kid have a record deal?
TRY LOOKING AWAY FROM THIS!...actually....TRY LOOKING AT THIS FOR THE ENTIRE SONG! haHA!
A healthy dose of Die Antwoord
apparently you can't drown fire ants. We're doomed.
ALSO! I shot a new set with Shazzy. It should be great! I look forward to sharing that and the set I did with a bunch of SG Canada girls on the beach last week! ta.
so i cut the tip of my thumb off 3 days ago.
here is the aftermath waiting to get my tetanus shot.
There was lots of blood.


here is the aftermath waiting to get my tetanus shot.
There was lots of blood.

check out the article/ interview i submitted to Viking Says.com
Hey if you don't like drum&bass or dubstep, you should really leave a comment. I want the response to be good and for them to want me to contribute more stuff. Besides, DJ Sw@t is supercute.
boobies.
DJ Sw@t exclusive mix and interview!
p.s. you dont have to sign up to leave a comment. please share the love!!! ^_^


Hey if you don't like drum&bass or dubstep, you should really leave a comment. I want the response to be good and for them to want me to contribute more stuff. Besides, DJ Sw@t is supercute.
boobies.
DJ Sw@t exclusive mix and interview!
p.s. you dont have to sign up to leave a comment. please share the love!!! ^_^

I will be at the Wizard World Comicon this saturday and sunday helping my friend Tupper at this art booth! Come down if you're at the Expo (located at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre) and get a signed photo!


It's strange how many times your heart must be broken before time can teach it to be wise






