ah.....

the weekend has been spent in the glorious seaside city of blackpool. to all of you not familiar with this quaint little town it is indeed the most tasteless and gaudy destination spot for the nation's white trash. a cringy almost vegas wannabe although i am enamored by the predominance of vice....the strippers were hot and the booze was cheap...


we went to this marvelous shit hole to perform at the rebellion festival.....hundreds of punks descending on this normally chav-tastic town was quite a sight to behold....

we laughed, we cried, we perved on teenagers

typical english holiday.

ha.

i have had a slightly shit week i must say. but now its over and everything is coming together. everything's coming up roses.

well to console myself i bought a shitload of instant film to go in my handy dandy instax. fuck polaroid and theyre discontinuement. we dont need them anyway.

im also sad because my sex bruises have faded. i like bruises. had really nice little fingerprint ones. crack chic.

this is making me happy right now.No one belongs here more than you.

but im happiest dancing around with hardly any clothes on.

It's that time again - DEJA VOODOO

i will be performing my new voodoo blow up doll routine so if youre in the Soho area tonight, do pop along. ha.

the black gardenia 93 dean st ...SOHO london

free before 9


ME AND MORE INFO


The Black Gardenia

ive started doing my own film development, if anyone can help/has any advice message me something juicy...

also, ive started to gain a fetish for turbans

To all londoners that are fans of boobs and virgin sacrifice, The Black Gardenia presents Deja Voodoo, a night of sleazy voodoo rituals and blood thumping drums and other black-magic-tastic goodies...

The Black Gardenia 93 Dean St. Soho. London.






Also, next week i will be doing an absinthe inspired striptease show on friday called 'The Green Fairy', also at black gardenia...doors at 5, 5 pound entry...piano player on from 5 , show at 7 x x absinthe cocktails x x





but thats not all folks...every friday i dance at 'Monkeys Uncle Exotic Cabaret' with other strippers to an amazing sleazy grind band...bump, hump and grind...7 pounds after 9, show at 11 x x


TimeOut



ok. self promotion over.

whats it all about.....?

shortly after i got hit in the face with a bloody tampon. to be fair i threw it first....

im looking for somewhere to live. it sucks.

limbo land.

its such a relief to be back in london although i apparently needed the oppressive bland la atmosphere because i feel amazing. except that my toe itches. shit, i should go to sleep so i can get back on london time right and proper like.

oh i started fucking around with an old camera...ta daa :

day time tv rocks. doesnt get much better than johnny cash in columbo....