I'm back from the most amazing weekend in my lifetime!!! Hell City was absolutely amazing and if you didn't go, you missed out. Sucks to be you.

I don't even know where to start. First and foremost I was to thank PunkNiteMike, KatieOkieDokie, _ireland_ and DJMod for letting Alisha and I room with them. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have had such a good time. So thanks a lot guys! Can't wait until next year. We'll definitely have to room together again. Otherwise, it's just not worth it. <2

So the weekend was filled with everything you could imagine. New piercings, drinking until drunk, crushes, titties, grandfather wingmen, toe cramps, overpriced internet, meeting Xbox LIVE friends, giving out awards, talking about poo, pillow girlfriends, "going up!", wheelchair racing, skywalk gazing, and tagging people with SG stickers. Did I forget anything? I'm sure I did, since there were so many things that had happened.

I got my septum pierced on the last day. I'm so happy with it! Though it looks crooked because of the retainer that I'm wearing in it. Likes to sit on the corner. Well worth it though. I thought it was going to hurt like a bitch, but ended up not hurting at all. It was sore a couple hours later, but I think that's because the hotness of James, the piercer, was leaving my memory. It was awesome because he picked my nose for me!!! Who can say that they've gotten their nose picked by a extremely sexy man? I now can and I love it!

Tini also roomed with us and she's such a blast, plus she smells fantastic. She makes the greatest faces when you tell her she can have all the alcohol she wants and if she comes home with her shoes off, well, you know… I hope she can come to Havana. I can't wait to hang out with her again.

Our room was the greatest room in the entire Hyatt. If you weren't there, you were definitely missing out. Rainbow cupcakes, the buffet (pronounced boofay), Mikes girlyfriend, cracking jokes about poo until three in the morning, Steven Seagal, card tricks performed by Steve which stumped the hell out of me. It probably would have helped if I weren't smashed. I miss all of my roomies and I want to go back. Lets all just move in together! The fun would never end!

Speaking of Steve… He's a guy that I play Xbox LIVE with. I got to meet him this weekend and though it was a bit awkward at first, it was so awesome in the end. Except that I was so hung-over when he left. He attempted to get good pictures of me all weekend and he managed to get one or two. Be thankful for that! I had a lot of fun running around all drunk with him. I'm sure he had a nice time as well. At least I hope so.

So here's a little story. First night of the fest, Ireland and I are going on a mission to get pizza from the slowest delivery boy in the world. Anywho, she and I get downstairs and lay on this couch/bed looking thing. As soon as I get laid down, I see this old man yelling at me. It was so loud because he was at the bar, which was on the loft above us. He keeps yelling and pointing at this guy. I hear a bit and Ireland hears and bit and we put together that this guy he's pointing at is his grandson. I'm like "okay"…. Then, clear as a bell, he says, "he wants to make love to you." Forming a heart with his pointer fingers. I told him no, I'm not that kind of girl and then all of a sudden he says, "he has a tiny penis." I died. It was so fucking funny. The grandson just runs off, covering his face. She and I laugh a bit, and since the pizza man was half way across China, because he was sooo slow, I decided that I was going to find this guy and give him a hug. So she and I run up the escalator and find him right off the bat. I told him I was going to give him a hug and he replies, "Why are you going to give me a hug?" I just told him to take it and I hugged him. And that was that. Then, throughout the whole weekend, I kept seeing grandpa, and I don't believe he remembered me. Shame, shame. What's the moral of this story? Don't let your grandfather be your wingman, it really doesn't work. Oh, and we finally got our greasy ass pizza two hours later. >w<

I've got a guy who's crushing on me! ^w^ He's hella cute too. He's a friend of Tini's and she let me know about it. It really sucks though, because I was going to give him a hug before leaving, but they left a lot earlier than I thought they would. I'm sure I'll see him again someday, even if it is at next years Hell City.

So all in all, I had the most amazing weekend ever. I really wish it wouldn't have ended. Thanks so much Durb for putting on the most amazing tattoo fest known to man!!! I hope to be able to go to every HC from now on.

Love,
Rainbow