Hey there my new friend
That is one lucky fucking Vibrator. (I'm stiff with envy ) However, if you're going to make such a long-term commitment, maybe you should listen to Zappa's "Joe's Garage"! The guy seems to know what he's talking about Full of advice on long-term Bio-mechanical relationships.
P.s. I do think it would be a waste of a very sexy bunny though!!!!