hmm...maybe you could have a loud "conversation" with the invisible OBGYN near a window he can hear through about your terrible case of "Teeth". Then accidentally have said movie make it into his mailbox. And for the kicker, talk about various super-itches that are highly contageous!
Lock up your house at times, whether you're there or not.
No open windows unattended.
You need a (legal) weapon, miss.
This advice is in lieu of me showing up on his back porch...seeing as it is very far away.
I don't like men that use their genetic size and/or strength advantage to scare women.
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