I'M DIVORCED ! ! !
it feels so good. i was skipping down the halls of the courthouse beaming! smiling from ear to ear. roach came with me and then the little peach treated me to lunch at golden lotus, which is my favourite restaurant in this galaxy. (get the spring rolls) then we hopped the 1R bus to berkeley where we were going to shop or something but ended up going to joshy's tattoo shop where he did an adorable madison anchor on roach. it's a diamond and so so so cute! after buying some cute socks and a few rounds of tequila shots at a bar down the street we went back to misfit island(our apartment) and i made a 'meat' sauce and some pasta for dinner. i got julio and billy to eat it and like it(they are ravenous carnivores). we drank some tequila and around 11 i was blacked out asleep on pillow mountain in my clothes. ah, some things never change.

i feel like i just escaped an evil orphanage to join a russian circus.
(i stole that from anis mojgani)