i got something for you. email me for details.

if you can find some cool ,steady employment let me know-i hate the fuck outta my current gig!

Ouch, you just opened yourself up for some rather rude comments hon. Let's keep a tally of how many guys offer you money for sex.

*places bet*

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don't worry any charges for your "plain words" can come outta your first pay check.

i need a live in maid.
you will get paid 5.50 an hour and work 4 hours a day mon-fri.
your duties include washing clothes, and picking up the mess i make. also make up my bed.

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Cool, I could us an assistant on my paper route

i will hire u but u dont have to do any thing but sit there and look pretty

Can you do any cool lil' music/movie-related paintings? Maybe some sort of artwork I could hangup in my living room? I'd buy somethin' off ya mayhaps....

im actually taking resumes right now for a personal assistant. 30 hours a week, $8/hr, travel covered, weekends off. eh?

ehhhhhhhhhhhh?

yeah. i produce commercials and im up to my ears in deadlines and red tape. having an assistant is going to cost me money, but i cant wait until i can have somebody else go run here and see this and pick that up and call these people and fax this. next im going to hire a full time massuse. but probably not

Do you mind wearing a little French maid's outfit and dusting things on high shelves? And saying things like, "are my seams straight" and "Doctor, I didn't realize you weren't dressed!"