into: Backgammon, Vodka sours w/no ice, Javanese gamelan

makes me happy: Squeezing blackheads

makes me sad: Blackheads that refuse to cooperate

vices: Sour Patch watermelons and peaches, PBR

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Closet Organizer

why i did sg: Oh, for God's sake!

current crush: The Devil

stats: three standard deviations away from the mean

body mods: Tail removal

gets me hot: Crooked teeth, spitting, people who throw frisbees using forehand

fantasy: Longer sideburns

i lost my virginity: In the !Kung language there's no word for virginity.