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MARCH 23, 2006 @ 05:36 PM

oh boy. the fortune cookie saga continues. check this one out: "alas! the onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."

now i will mention harold. harold is hot. he has a hot jawbone. he has white hair that sticks out over the ears. and he knows how to split wood with a maul. in the '60s somebody stomped his foot while wearing track spikes, and he has hot stippled scars to this day. take THAT, capital!

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Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

MAR 23, 2006 05:56 PM

Dating "nice" people is a vice I've never been guilty of.

Nice people are there to buy me beer, envy me from a distance and get out of my way.

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.- Nietzsche

Howdy

Rockville, MD

February 2004

MAR 23, 2006 06:19 PM

All the damned wood I split in my youth, and not once was I ever acknowledged as as hot. Can't win. Maybe I'll have to take up fortune cookie writing as a sideline.

ANBUvampyre

Alfred, NY

May 2005

MAR 23, 2006 06:33 PM

I found that on some one's door at work.

Marigold

SUICIDEGIRL

Spain

MAR 23, 2006 07:16 PM

oh yeah. heh. ^_^

i learned spanish before i learned english, but i don't speak with an accent. now my english is better than my spanish because we just stopped speaking it at home unless someone was getting lectured. it was considered okay to yell in front of guests as long as it wasn't in english..

they're translated, yes. as much as i'd like to learn a scandinavian language, i think i'm well beyond the point where it would do me any good to try.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

MAR 23, 2006 08:57 PM

We should be penpals!

isabel

Los Angeles, CA

October 2004

MAR 23, 2006 08:59 PM

oops, I mussed the link. It is here, I think: my new best friend at cuteoverload.com

Well, hum, hmmm, hooo, slow walkers make me feel many emotions, including, but not limited to, the clawing-of-the-eyes rage. Really, it's like the stages of mourning: denial, depression, clawing-of-the-eyes, tearing-of-the-hair, and then four more of some sort. But never acceptance.

edited because cuteoverload's permalinks are not working for me. poop! it should work now.

[Edited on Mar 23, 2006 9:00PM]

Cheech

Portland, OR

January 2003

MAR 23, 2006 09:15 PM

I had THE most useless fortune a couple days ago- it said "You like to play competitive sports," or some such crap! That's NOT a fortune... it's barely even a guess...

Yours works best if you're using "onion" as an ass metaphor. Yowza etc.

RabbiOfRock

I'm lost

July 2004

MAR 24, 2006 02:16 AM

surprisingly i am not THAT much of a pack rat, i just recently realized just how many shirts I had. I figured that it would be a fun little thing to see how long i could go wearing a different one, AND being that I am an semi-well know person here it would be a chance to pare down my crap and actuion it off for a good cause.... Hopefully I've got enough listeners that they are going to want to participate in the auction and help me help out the American Lung Association.... We shall see, I suppose...