
gender: SG
occupation: Closet Organizer
fantasy: Longer sideburns
stats: three standard deviations away from the mean
gets me hot: Crooked teeth, spitting, people who throw frisbees using forehand
why i did sg: Oh, for God's sake!
makes me happy: Squeezing blackheads
i lost my virginity: In the !Kung language there's no word for virginity.
into: Backgammon, Vodka sours w/no ice, Javanese gamelan
makes me sad: Blackheads that refuse to cooperate
crush: The Devil
body mods: Tail removal



































