Today they're filming girl on girl porn next door. The girls are wearing the most atrocious rubber outfits that i have ever seen! They're not even sexy! They're just stoopid.

bagels are good!

I hate all Grand Theft Auto ripoff's. I also hate that fact that all of my friends are men. This means that i have spent the last three days being subject to Driv3r, the worst game i have ever seen! They won't stop playing it! They won't even leave the house!

My best friend has gone to Tazmania, and i am sad.

They are shooting bondage porn in the office next to me. They had delicious pastries for the actors, so i stole one for myself! yum! What's really groovy is that they are using a few of the props from the Nine Inch Nails video- closer. There's an electric chair, racks, stocks, and a few other things.
I wish i had some tea.

Anyone who thinks that working at a porn office is fun is a FOOL!!!