into: Yoga, bourbon, drunken wrestling, metal, pitbulls, bad girls, starting fires, Johnny Cash, the Red Garter, Venice Breakwater, being single.

not into: You.

makes me happy: Wild Turkey, Venice bocce, Breakwater locals, yoga sluts, scissor kicking Timmy, smoking bowls with Dan, being an adult and a child at the same time.

hobbies: Drinking and fighting.

vices: Yes please.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Robot Monkey

current crush: Nobody.

stats: Go nucks.

body mods: I have tattoos.

heroes: Ross

sign: Aquarius

most humbling moment: They occur daily.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single