Things are never that bad,

Give it a few days - please.

Come back to Ohio sweetie. We'll show you some love and let you cry on our shoulders... \You know we love you

Please don't say that, we would miss too much.

Here is something to make you smile.

The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living."
Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad guys in jail."
Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all sick people better."
The teacher says, to Dirty Johnny, "John, what does your Dad do ?"
Johnny says, "My Dad is dead."
She says, "I'm sorry to hear that.
But what did he do before he died?"
Johnny says, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."


The Butcher

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in its mouth reading: "10 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck.
As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows him off.
The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and
waits at the front door.
A big guy opens it and starts cursing and berating the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!"
The owner responds, "Genius, my ass. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!!!"

Hope it at least made you smile.

Im right down the road...you have people to talk to.

*hugs* i hope you feel better soon!!!! will a kitty help?

what's wrong Poe! are you ok?

i am so sorry...............nursing a broken heart?

Well you have to because I'm not going to accept anything else. I love you, deary. Take care. *hugs*

Hey love stop that. it sounds like you are at your lowest, so the only place to go from there is up. Keep that pretty little chin up and remember all the beauty in life. That should cheer you up.


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You are always welcome back here, we would love to see you more. You are the best, I cannot wait to talk to you again next month

/cry, I understad if cannot get back here, but that is still no fun. I was looking forward to seeing you again.

Ah miss Poe, I got ya somethin I think you'll like. Just e-mail me where you want it sent to. Sorry you're feelin so shitty and in the dumps. Just don't let it get to you too much (I know harder said than done).

You will know how good life can be when you go to an SGFL event.

please stop saying that...it makes me very uncomforable, especially coming from one of my bestest friends! so just stop!!! i know things arent great right now...but just be strong & let all the friends you have help you out, you'll get thru this. and you know the people who do care about you will be there for ya no matter what, that includes me!

*hugs*

Yes, probably Friday. Definately not Saturday and Sunday, gotta work.