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Pistolita puts the "ego" in Oregon and the "tan" in Montana

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OCTOBER 11, 2008 @ 03:58 PM | 21 COMMENTS

This will be my LAST NIGHT performing, It just so happens we are having the party of the year and giving away thousands of $$$$ worth of prizes….


This Saturday October 11th SASSYS will be celebrating our anniversary! We decided to repeat last years party and throw a customer appreciation black out party!!!! This is good for you because not only will there be KILLER drink specials but there will also be HUGE DOOR PRIZES!!! Like a VACATION VOUCHER to anywhere you wanna go!!!!! (worth $1200!!!!!) Several VIP party packages hosted by yours truly ($350 each) and tons of other prizes!! We will have an all star line up on stage and two of your favorite tenders behind the bar and DJ Johnny on the mic




COME SAY GOODBYE! I will miss you all!!!

<3
OCTOBER 2, 2008 @ 01:46 PM | 41 COMMENTS

Hey SG-Land!!! How the hell are yah?

THANK YOU'S!!!
*Alexander - Thank you for the plush monkey!! I can't wait to give it to the baby as it's very first stuffed animal! Also, thank you for the bath and shower set. Now I won't have a stinky baby! (Well... maybe a lil stinky smile ) But seriously, thank you. I really appreciate it.

*NoahMack - The universe has given me some sort of great karmic relief with you, because you have been fantastic. Nearly every package that comes to my door has a receipt with your name on it. I don't know what I did to deserve such amazing generosity, but you have been fabulous. I am considering naming my baby Noah or middle naming it Noah, simply because all the Noah's I know are awesome. Thank you times a million for your gifts. This most recent package had the bottle warmer and the bath time gift set. Soooo cute. Thank you.

*Updated Target Baby Registry!

BABY UPDATES!!
* My official due date is March 23rd, 2009. For those of you who don't like to "do the math" that means I'm 4 months pregnant and counting! Wow! The second trimester is so much better than the first.

* Still convinced I'm having a boy. Names for said boy are: Levi, Hayden (least likely since it's so popular), Elias and Noah. Girl names are narrowed down to one: Oliva Evelyn. Take into consideration the boys last name is Hucke. So it doesn't give me a lot to work with smile

* Started my baby scrap book.

* Sonogram Pictures!!!! Proof I'm having an alien!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


Baby laying on it's side. You can see the head, the vertebra and its little legs crossed.


Just in time for Halloween! Something extremely scary! It's face. Rawwwrrr!!! Alien!


Baby's hand waving "hi!"


Baby's fist of fury! It's a rockstar, not an alien. Of course.


Close up of baby.


Who's Hispanic nose is that? Mine. Hell fuckin' yeah!



SG UPDATES!!!
*Pearl Necklace shot by Cymagen is still needing your love and attention!!! smile Don't forget I am still kinda hot, even though I'm pregnant.

*Super Hot Pre-Naked Pistolita Prints for Super Cheap! Keep those orders comin' in!!

BONUS HOTNESS!! [/B[

Miss Emily, my roomate/baby momma Boni, Magical Unicorn and myself at CrickeTHON


Malice, Marie aka Rachael Reckless and myself doing an ad for Rachael's XXX Haunted House Halloween Party @ The Mansion on SE 9th and Division. Oct 25th, 9pm.


Look at those titties!


The last two pics were taken by London for House Ink magazine, surfacing in Portland in 2009!!!!



Conclusion of epic bloggggg!!!

*Thanks to the PDX people I saw at CrickeThon last week. You guys were super generous, and made my night to see you there. I will be at brunch, and I will out eat you, and then participate in whatever crazy antics we have planned. Oh I just can't even wait. Anyway.. back to CrickeThon, apparently, word on the street is she raised over $2,000 for her medical bills from the fundraiser. So THANK YOU PORTLAND for coming out to see some titties for a good cause.

Till next time...
besos y pesos,
<3 Pistolita (and baby)

SEPTEMBER 22, 2008 @ 01:38 PM | 28 COMMENTS

Thank YOU'S!!!!
* Doxie once again, thank you my dear. I keep receiving little packages with you on the label. And thank you. I really appreciate your generosity. I can't believe how sweet you are! Just adorable.

*Pellucid.. THANK YOU! I got your beautiful organic cotton onesie and Mums belly butter! Thank you so much! I was almost out of the one I'm using, so I needed it pretty bad. smile Also, I'd like to let you know that your card was beautiful and I am keeping it for the baby book. It marks my first international baby gift! smile Thank you so much!

* To a member who's name I don't know... I threw away the target registry receipt without looking, but someone sent me the baby bibs, and jungle animals wall decor.. I'm so sorry I didn't write it down. But I wanted to thank you none-the-less. The jungle animal wall decor is soooo cute. I can't wait to start decorating the baby room! All of your generosity is overwhelming, I can't believe how wonderful you all have been.

*My Baby Registry!

Baby Updates!
* My first sonogram/doctors visit is this Friday. I think it's still a little too early to tell the sex, although I had hoped I would be able to find out. The planned parenthood staff gave me a due date of April 8th, 2009, making me currently 12 weeks pregnant, but as some of you know, I think I'm further along in the pregnancy than once thought.

*My trip to Montana was successful. I saw all my family and left with a few baby gifts. Everyone is now on board!!! smile

*Belly Pictures!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


8 weeks

10 weeks

12 weeks



*I'm now totally convinced I'm having a boy.

SG Updates!!!
*As some of you may have noticed, I have a new set up in Member Review!!

Pearl Necklace - Cymagen needs your votes and love! Or just take a peak at my pre-pregnant ass. smile My last set as a non-mother. smile

*Also, for those so inclined, I have prints available. I get orders randomly, but keep them coming! All my proceeds go to my savings account where I will be nursing off the money while I'm in my late pregnancy! The first 20 people to order are receiving an extra special 8x10 limited edition print for FREE! It's my favorite. smile
Prints! Super Cheap! Excellent Quality!


It's Over!!!
*The big update is coming to a conclusion! Weeee!!! If you can't buy a print, or a baby gift.. don't worry! Just comment on my set and get me that $500 check I need. That helps out too! See! There are a million ways to do your good deed for the day.

*Thanks for all your love and support. You really don't know what it means to this girl.

besos y pesos,
<3 Pistolita

SEPTEMBER 10, 2008 @ 05:33 PM | 43 COMMENTS

Holy shit!

I am just so amazingly happy today. Great things keep popping along my way... like for instance.. today I had a package on my doorstep from Miss Doxie filled with baby gifts!!! OH HOW ADORABLE. I squealed with delight. Thank you so so so so much. I had no idea I would even recieve gifts from it, but how sweet of her! That was just so genuine and thoughtful!!! Agh... people just amaze me sometimes. You go through a shitty situation and forget that there are thousands of amazing happy good people out there.. and Doxie my dear, you are one of them. Thanks for being such a sweet shining star in my universe.

If you'd like to check out the registry it is HERE! Pistolita's Baby Registry

For those of you who are following.. this is what I looked like 2 weeks ago:


And this was taken two days ago at 10 weeks:


Yay!!

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Check out my very intense and informational interview at Dollarbillparty.com!!!!!!

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Also, I've put my print store up for selling. I've received to orders already. The first 20 orders get an exclusive first come first serve 8x10 that's not available for sale. So get orders in asap! They will be going fast!!!
Pistolita Prints for Cheap!!!!

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Finally.. check back on the 19th of this very special month for my newest set "Pearl Necklace" shot by Issac White Cymagen. It will be up for member review. We all love Cymagen's work, so show some support!!!

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Phew that's a lot of links. Check them all out. Thank you all for your love and support. I haven't been able to get back to everyone specifically, but please know I read all your emails and comments and I adore you all for sending me words of encouragement. I'm doing very well these days, and I've started shopping and preparing for the baby. I have my first doctors appointment when I get back from Montana. I'm leaving tomorrow morning to go visit the family. See you all when I get back!!!

besos y pesos,
<3 Pistolita
SEPTEMBER 1, 2008 @ 10:35 PM | 30 COMMENTS

AUGUST 31, 2008 @ 08:46 AM

AUGUST 31, 2008 @ 02:31 AM

AUGUST 27, 2008 @ 07:15 PM

AUGUST 20, 2008 @ 04:38 PM

I'm at my wits end.

Being pregnant is really fucking hard. I'm sick all day every day. I've seemed to have lost weight somehow, even though my breasts are swollen as fuck and tender. The only time I feel ok is when I'm at work getting some physical exercise. Other than that, I'm ill.

Ben finally told his family about our baby. And they informed us they're getting a divorce.

I finally told my family. And they were shocked because I'm a dirty stripper, and they can't imagine me bringing a baby into the world under such horrible moral values.

I spent 3 days at the local welfare office trying to get health care for myself so I can bring a child into the world. When I say 3 days.. I mean at least 5 hours of waiting in line.. for 3 days straight. One day to get the paper work, and 2 days to just turn the paper work in.

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On the lighter side of things, I had a fashion show. It went well. My models were the hottest and most shocking of them all. So it went well.

Miss Kat and myself


No,.... my girls are nuns, not strippers!


Blake wore my favorite piece.


And she's just hot in everything she wears.

I also did some photoshooting myself...

My swollen breasticles


Wouldn't even know I'm 7 weeks pregnant, huh?


Boobies!!!

And finally....
We've created a baby registry!
We won't know the sex yet for another month or so, but here's a beginning to a list.


besos y pesos,
<3 Pistolita
AUGUST 8, 2008 @ 01:54 PM

My best friend's birthday moustache bash






We made a baby!!! It looks like this....




<3 Pistolita


Explode La Mode Fashion Show
Saturday, August 9th at 9pm - 2am
Cover charge and all proceeds go to P:EAR
Hosted at The Someday Lounge @ 125 NW 5th PDX
Come see my sexy swimwear that I will not be able to wear while preggo!

<3
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