The apocolypse is here. And I can prove it.

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Yes, that's right.. Paris Hilton is launching a CD. And yes.. people are actually listening to it and enjoying it as a serious talent that she possesses. I will admit that I enjoy it, because I get a serious laugh out of it. An honest laugh. Not one of jealousy or anger or spite.. but an honest belly laugh that reminds me of how I used to laugh when being tickled at a young age. This universe is full of things that pop up from time to time to PROVE to you that this existence is not to be taken so seriously.

And that, is why Paris Hilton exists - by Pistolita.


Please provide any links that you have or know of that seriously blow your mind. That really make you question your reality. The stuff that you see and you think... "wow.. is that real? does that really exist?" It's a beautiful life filled with so much extreme-ism.

I can't wait to see what people post!!!

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Pistolita

Hello everybody and how do ya do..

I was in Oklahoma for my cousin's wedding this weekend. It was crazy. I drank for 12 hours straight. Seriously. Liver overload. The pictures below are documenting my fun times...


I don't know if you know this. But my family is made up of Fugarwi Indians. Native to Montana, Oklahoma and Indiana, this clan of Native Americans are extremely family oriented. When in celebration.. much drinking goes down. They are most easily identifyable by this upside down spy position. This is how the Fugarwi Indians say hello. (Get it? My family get's so drunk, that when we party together, we usually end up saying... "wherethefugarewe?") I love my Indian tribe. Proud to be a Fugarwi.


My dad and I are jitterbugging fools. We finally nailed the pretzel. We've been working on it for years. But we tear shit up on the dance floor.


Pistolita + wine = sloshed! All the time


After the wedding, taking time to eat before binge drinking again with my cousin's boyfriend.


Drunk! My cousin is a rockin' good time. I'm so glad I got to see my family that I haven't seen in 5 years.



Now that I've binged on alcohol and food for the past 2 days, I finally have all my supplements and can start my 3 month cleansing routine. Wheee!

Happy 4th of July. Whatever it means to you.. celebrate!! Because I can't drink anymore.. so I'll be smoking weed. Toke!


besos y pesos,
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I owe you all a better post than the last one.

Yes... Paige is home fine. She was found by an amazing woman who saw my post on Dove Lewis's Emergency pet clinic site, and immediately called me. Paige was returned within 24 hours. I know we are the VERY lucky few that this happen to. We're blessed.

As for my life... well... I went to my natropath last Sunday, and changed my diet. Every morning I wake up and take the PH of my urine. Gross. Seriously, I know... but this is very important. Cancer cannot regenerate itself or it's cells in a alkaline or a basic environment. Most people go their entire lives being acidic people. I'm very acidic right now. There are a few things that you can do to change the PH of your body. For instance, I am taking extra HCL mixtures that are the same formula that is already in your stomach acid, to help break down whatever it is that I eat in the day. That way, the body is getting only what it needs, and completely breaking down all the garbage. Second.. Coffee enemas. Now.. believe that I will be taking pictures of this and posting it on the internet. Perhaps a coffee enema set? What do you think? Would it fly? GROSS. NO. But it's the best way to clean your entire body out.

*Interesting fact* -- coffee enemas have been done since the Egyptians. They were the first to try this idea of cleansing out the colon and the lower intestine. And they flourished. Also to add to this interesting fact.. it is proven that coffee was not meant to ever be taken orally, only anally by enema. Coffee is one of the single most destructive things to your stomach and it's natural process.

Also, eating lots of simple foods... simply lettuce.. or brown rice... or steamed vegetables will aid in changing your body's PH. I'm also getting rid of flourinated toothpaste. Yuck. That shit will kill you.

*interesting fact* -- There is enough flouride in a tube of toothpaste to kill a 12 year old. There are actually no proven studies that show that flouride is helpful to your teeth. It actually strips away teeth's natural barrier against all the shit and sugar we ingest. Flouride is what's killing our ozone.. it's also giving us cancer and infections. Be careful!

So kids... life's changing for Pistolita. And on the other hand.. what the fuck does a girl have to do to get a set to go live these days?. Seriously. I'm waiting and waiting. And all the other girls from Hell City had one go live already.. and I'm here waiting. Not so patiently I suppose.. but fuck. I cant shoot anymore until at least one goes up. Boring. I know I'm not a favorite.. but I'm pretty cute?! Right?!

I'm going to Oklahoma for a wedding tomorrow and shant return until Sunday. But then I get 2 days off. Huzzah!


Have a very happy and safe fourth of july! America sucks, but let's all have a beer together and support what freedoms we have left. We have more than others, but less than we actually know! Thank our troops for fighting for our lives, but fuck the government. And if you haven't already.. please go listen to Muse's new album called "Blackholes and Revelations". If Muse starts a revolution, I will sign up and fight.

*interesting fact* -- I'm wasted.

love you all.

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Pistolita

CHIHUAHUA UPDATE 06/27

Rage-Paige was returned!!! She's home safe. And we are ever so happy. Thank you to all of you who sent love and support. Much love!!!!


<3 Pistolita

Today is a shiiiiiiiiiiiiity day.

My bf and I went to a chihuahua round up group meetup at a park in Tigard, OR today to meet a lady who has a chihuahua girl about Chello's age. 10 months. Cute as a button. Well.. she wasn't good for breeding so her momma gave her to us. Her name is Paige.

Paige was a good girl the entire way home in the car. As soon as we got out of the car, Paige ran away. I mean bolted. My bf chased her for miles and she split under fences, he cut up both of his feet, they are swollen and blistered and bloody.

So today we spent the day going from animal shelter to animal shelter filling out "lost dog" reports. I spent the rest of the day getting burnt in the sun, posting "missing dog" fliers on the streets.

this is her.




If you know anyone in portland... or are in portland... keep an eye out for this lady. She's very special to us, even though we literally had her for a moment... she is our responsibility, and I'm torn up about it.

Please come home Paige.

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Pistolita

"When you come home, you can come upstairs, but only if you're naked."


But he returned to late, I was already asleep. Boys are retarded.

Ok everyone! I know you all have a myspace... admit it. So here's something I would really like you to check out. My boyfriend's band The Coterie, whom he plays bass for, just put up three of their songs...!!!! Yay! They've been waiting for so long, and finally they got recorded stuff. I'm so proud of them. I'm now currently living with the guitarist as well. So, it's kind of like I have two boyfriends, but I only sleep with one of them, and they both treat me like a sister. But I get to sleep with one of them.

I'm high. But I think you get my point.

Go check out their music. They are metal-ish, pop-py, fuckin' catchy tunes. It doesn't matter what they are, it's so fun to listen to, and their vocalist can actually sing. It's amazing. Boys who can actually play instruments and have a good singer!!! What a concept!

Fuck Panic at the Disco! Why do I like them? Errr.. it makes me so angry. But I'll honestly tell you... I do. And I think it's only because I secretly want to take advantage of the singer boy in a dirty bathroom or something. Mmmmhmm. Some where hot.

But that's not why you should like The Coterie. Well, you can think whatever sexual thoughts you want to about any of the boys in that band.. actually I highly encourage it. But please ladies, not about my boyfriend. He's mine. He is a hot piece.

Ok go kids. Go frollick and when you are ready to rock out, check out their myspace.




mmmm. kisses.

besos y pesos,
Pistolita

I am without a doubt, the luckiest Suicide Girl. Why? Because I have awesome AWESOME friends. And AWESOME Suicide Girl friends, who make my internet life, and real life, much more colorful and fun.

I have reached my goal with my donations. Thank you all SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much. All of my past medical bills have been paid off, and I am now a debt free Pistolita, with 2006 upgrades. Thank you all. Each and everyone of you have affected my life in a positive manner, and I appreciate you more than you will possibly ever know. A few shout outs to my girls... Riot, Taye, Loe, Wendy, Vanessa, Lanolin and all my other brilliant beauties that make me a happy person. You are all so sweet. I love you so much. Thank you for your kind words and healing thoughts!

For an update, I have this to tell you, I started my energy healing with my energy worker last Sunday. We cleared out a lot of shit that really needed to go. And by shit, I don't mean poo... I mean stagnant energy that had been acting as a connection between my ex boyfriend and I. Well, we fixed that, so I will no longer be giving any energy to him. Hooray! I made my energy healer 3 promises. One, that I had to completely change my diet, for the next 40 days, I will only be eating these meals, once a day. Morning = fresh squeezed vegetable juice, I have to make my own juices, if you have juice recipies, please list below!!!! Afternoon = brown rice and steamed vegetables. Dinner = fresh organic salads without dressing. Just lettuce and vegetables.

My second promise to him was that I would go see his sister, who is a natropath. She's going to give me all the scientific information I need to know. I talked to her today, and what's amazing is.... is that SHE just went through the exact same scenario less than a year ago. And she is healed, and is doing wonderful. Which gives me a lot of hope that I too, can combat this ugly virus. <--- virus. And my third promise, was to go back and work with him again in 2 months time. So far, I've done an excellent job sticking to my diet. And for once, I'm not concerned if it "tastes good" or whatever.. I'm doing this for MY body, and for MY health, and above all, for MY VAGINA, and for the children I hope to carry some day. I'm becoming very powerful. I feel much like my own super hero.

Other than that, my bf is still in Mississippi. He spent all day at the beach today. Lucky bastard. But on the other hand, it's given me a lot of time to catch up to him in "Carnivale"... the HBO series. Anyone else seen it? HOLY SHIT I"M OBSESSED. It's such a great show. Amazing. 8000 thumbs up.


Enough babble from me for today. Love you all, and keeping you all in my thoughts.

p.s. I have a set that has been sitting at HQ since November, '05. It was originally my first set to be accepted, and I can't have the one I shot with Steve Prue go up until we get this old one out of the way. I'm going to manifest it being queued. I'll try hard. Hopefully if you do too, it will be queued, and I can move on with my SG life. Hahah.


besos y pesos
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see below.... technical difficulties.

I've been not awesome about putting pictures up in my journals lately. So here are some fun ones from long times ago!!! EEE!


The band girlfriends/groupies of The Coterie.


Last Halloween when I came home wasted and my bf took some pictures like these... this ones my favorite.


my extremely sexy boyfriend and our cutey cute dog.


my bf sends me naughty pics at work sometimes on my phone, so I'm sending this one to him in Mississippi.


Thanks again for all of your support. I'm getting SUPER close to raising the amount of money I needed. I will keep you all posted as to what goes on today with my first energy session of healing work, and I will for sure update you after my colposcopy. As soon as I find out anything, you will know too!!!

Sending you all my love...

<3 Pistolita