Not only have I torn my ACL, but my cellphone broke in half, I got an $85 speeding ticket in the mail (the 2nd time I have ever sped in my life!), and I had a run-in with a seriously angry man. Oh, and my dog peed all over my dad's bed which I had to clean up while he's out of town. Everything is so much harder when you have crutches. I really wonder what I did to deserve this.

Update: My dog has now peed on my bed as well! Hoorah, the sweet scent of dog pee on my down duvet!!! It doesn't get better than this