into: breaks, tribal, speed garage, dancing, experimenting with recreational substances, drawing, painting, mermaids, elves.

makes me happy: sushi, spooning, watering my plants, wienerdogs, watermelon bubble tea, being around people who don't take themselves too seriously.

makes me sad: seeing apostrophe catastropes.

5 things i can't live without: laptop, vibrator, bed, dreads and the wind in my chest hair

vices: being tag teamed, g....

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Private Investigator, who punts poodles on the side

why i did sg: for the pink panties

current crush: paris hilton

stats: raven-haired vixen of folklore

body mods: navel ring; in the 90's I also developed breasts.

gets me hot: getting tied up, having someone read me dirty stories while...

fantasy: I, the governer's daughter, am snatched away by my boyfriend, the tyrannous yet irresistable pirate, chestr. Although I resist at first, we end up falling in love and spend the rest of our days looting and hunting for treasure in the caribbean.

sign: scorpio

i lost my virginity: at 19...late bloomer

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Vegetarian

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories