I preface this brief though angry blog update by saying nothing good has happened to me in the past 48 hours...

the world is going to end when:

1. 37+ year old men stop hitting on me like I'm interested in their fat and balding asses.
2. my roommate stops setting 1500 alarms to wake herself up for shit
3. guys I actually find attractive find me attractive
4. I can earn enough to afford my fucking lifestyle
5. I get control of my internet-onset ADD
6. I start writing/journaling again

literally, I don't think I can hang out with girls from suburban areas anymore. I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to begin with but one of my old editors from my school's lit mag had a birthday weekend and I called myself being a good friend to her.

So I went out with her and her utterly obnoxious friends friday night after being called into work for a shift to cover someone else even though I'm NOT supposed to work on fridays...after listening to my coworkers bitch about how people are racist and unintelligent...and one person told me that I looked like I listen to Miley Cyrus and that I was weird for being into hardcore/metal/anything that was the shitty ass fucking rap music they constantly play when we clean up after closing...that was fun. It was like middle school all over again...

Needless to say, I really needed a goddamn drink after that.

So I get to the bar we met at and at first it was okay.
And then the one bitch called herself being inquisitive and wanted to ask me a new question like every 2 minutes. It's cute when you're 3 to do this. NOT AT 23-24.

And not only that, she then makes this joke about a girl who walked into the bathroom and rolled her eyes at the conversation this stupid bitch was having...about poop, cats and other random stupid shit.
So she was like this girl is totally getting gang banged tonight (the girl of topic was sitting with a bunch of guys). Do you think she'll want it or it'll be forced?

I literally gulped water to restrain myself from telling her that at least this girl was getting some dick tonight, which was more than I could say for this bitch. She was like every mean stereotype you could think about an obnoxious, semi-conservative Jewish girl from northeast Philadelphia. I wouldn't have had a problem with her if it wasn't for that comment and the fact that every time someone said something that would garner judgment in a circle of people you didn't know, she turned to everyone and giggled, and said, "Oh, I'm not going to judge you, but I don't know about Jess (me). I don't know her."

LIKE BITCH, ARE YOU GONNA KNOW ME WHEN I STAB YOU?!

After the pregame drinks at Dos Segundos, we went to the 700 Club where I was literally the youngest person in the entire building and surrounded by a bunch of hipsters, yuppies and people that generally just don't have freedom save for a few nights a month due to the obligations they have through work or family.

Example one: this fat, middle-aged black woman who tried to fight me because I told her that there was a line that she had nice and politely tried to skip to used the bathroom.

She had been dancing ALONE for 2 hours before this happened....

GUYS, IT WAS AWFUL.

From the moment we arrived, we were attacked by trolls.
And then, when there was a more mixed crowd (age group as well as race), I decided I couldn't take the estrogen circle we'd formed. So I ventured out and danced with 2 other guys. Both of whom couldn't have looked more disinterested THE ENTIRE TIME THEY DANCED WITH ME.
Like wow, if I'm that ugly to you, don't waste my fucking time dancing with me and looking as though you're going to kill yourself. FUCKER.

I know I'm not unattractive (yay, arrogant points).
But I literally don't seem to get any guys interested in me anymore...
Or if they are, they won't act on it.
What is a poor little emo hipster kid to do?

Oye vey et sacre bleu.

I'm going to stuff myself with lots of tacos and see what's happening over at my friend's houses.
It's football sunday. That should be a riot in and of itself.
Meanwhile...CONGRATS TO ALL THE LOVELY GIRLS WHO'VE TURNED PINK!
Heathen <3
Linna <3
y'all are the only two I know of as of right now but seriously congrats to the other girls. I know it's prob been like 6.

For now, the rest of us are trying to get our sets up to 98% + percent too.

And not end the world because of the election.
Fuck, I don't wanna deal with that bullshit.
I don't really want to deal with anything.
x0!