Maybe I should update. I'm still alive, I'm actually on this darn website almost every day, I just have nothing interesting to post about, so I don't.
I'm still working, which is a shock, because my job is seasonal, and normally our season is over by May. I never expected it to be almost July and still be at work. The nice part is that I only have to work 3 days a week, which is enough for me to go in and fix anything that anyone may have messed up, and make sure the place is clean and not a disgusting health code violation. Yes, seriously. Nothing gets cleaned when I'm not there. Also, its watermelon season in Florida, which is awesome. I love watermelons. Watermelon season also means that I get to spend lots of time outside at work, selling melons to random people who drive by. I like being in the sunshine!
This bad boy, will be going into my belly for the 4th of July. Yes, its almost 22 1/2 pounds of deliciousness.

I also have two new additions to my ever growing animal family...
Lola

and Big Daddy

Here's my other baby, Beans, for good measure.

And, because I have nothing else to talk about, here's some more photos... of me.



And with that, I'm out of here. I have to go get ready for the Dethklok show tonight. (Gene Hoglan.. can you say amazing?) Everyone should go check out Fatality's set in member review, because honestly, I don't look at many sets anymore, but this one just caught my eye... that girl has legs for miles!! Why The Caged Bird Sings

Happy New Year! I've been a creepy lurker, lately. Mostly because I'm just too damn busy to bother trying to update. I've logged on to look at boobs and lurk through the random groups I'm in, but other than that, I've barely even been at my computer. Well, not my home computer anyway.
This is what I've been doing:

Aside from busting my ass at work, I've been spending way too much time with xbox, playing the band-wife, spending time with family, and I just got back from visiting Pennsylvania for the holidays. I am NOT used to the cold. I spent the entire time wrapped up in hoodies and blankets, even though I think it was like 40-50 degrees, and there was no snow. The day after Christmas we drove to the National Aquarium in Baltimore, which was awesome, but crowded. I spent my new year relaxing at my home (for once) with my husband, my puppies, and a bottle of merlot.

I'm a bum. Its been almost a month since I updated. There really isn't any particular reason for this other than I haven't felt like sitting here typing.
My trip out west was amazing. I didn't have enough time to do all of the things I wanted to do, or see all of the people I wanted. We put over 2,000 miles on our rental car in a week, heh. I did get to visit my hometown and other places where I spent a lot of time growing up. We went to Vegas for 2 days and stayed with a friend, got really drunk, then took a cab back home to crash on the floor. I had a lot of fun, but, its been so long since I got back that I don't really know what else to mention so I'll post photos. My face was super swollen because my wisdom teeth got really bad right before we left, so, don't mind my fat face.

Honestly, I think I've talked enough, now. So I'm going to return to my previous task of typing all of the recipes that I use up so that I can print them out and have only one book instead of 392742. So, I'll leave you by saying that I'll be at the Jacksonville Tattoo Convention with lots of other beautiful ladies so you should come see us.

I just had the most interesting trip to a dentist office ever. I got new insurance coverage and my old dentist was no longer covered. So, I try out this new office cause I've got impacted wisdom teeth and my molars are giving me hell. First of all, only two people in the office spoke english. One, was the receptionist, and the second, was the hygienist. The hygienist spoke limited english, and his accent was so heavy it was really really hard to understand him unless he spoke really slow. But thats fine, I can deal with that. Then the dentist came around, this woman, spoke only spanish but used english numbers, and never really spoke to me, save for a couple sentences, but only to her assistant. She also banged on my teeth SUPER hard with the little mirror thing and asked me if it hurt. No, not at all, lady. It already hurt when I came in here, so do you think it felt like little tufts of clouds when you BANGED ON IT?!?! She also banged on my two front teeth, for some unknown reason. Now, my two front teeth, are porcelain crowns, my actual teeth were broken in a car accident a year ago. I had told them that my two front teeth were crowns. But for some reason, she felt the need to smack those too. What a crazy lady. I guess I'm a little spoiled cause my last dental office was all ritzy and high tech. They had tv screens in the ceiling so you could watch TV shows while they drilled into your teeth, and everything was painted this nice shade of purple. I miss that. God damn.
I've had a crazy week. My husband's parents were in town and we did silly touristy things and ate lots of good food. (1lb new york strips?!?!) We went into touristy shops on I-drive and looked at all the silly tshirts, and we went to fun spot, which is, from what I gather, a mini amusement park with go-kart tracks. We had fun. We were beating all the one-seater go-karts in our two-seater go-karts so they slowed us down with their little computer thingies. Cunts. I wanted to go fast. To end our week, we went to dinner at
Kobe Steakhouse where we sat next to a very large, very loud, very picky family. They spent their dinner staring at me in wonder. It made me laugh.
Here are pictures:













I wanted to update before I leave. My 21st birthday is on the 4th, and I'll be hopping on a plane on the 5th to stay in Colorado for a week with my dad. Byeeee.

Its like 5 in the morning and for whatever reason, I can't sleep. I've been meaning to update for like the last week or so, but I keep spacing off. So I'm going to do it now.
This is what I've been doing the past week or so:
Having a pool in the back yard is awesome beyond words. What isn't awesome, however, is when it rains hardcore and we realize that we don't know how to drain the damn thing. Today, it just about overflowed. That would have been fun times. Other than that, its great. The fence is a nice touch too. It means that maybe I'll be able to get rid of my farmer's tan. Yeah, the tanlines you see in my set that was shot over 2 years ago? Still slightly there... They've been there for like 3 years now. I got a really severe sunburn one summer, and I'm still left with the damn marks.
I also finally managed to get rid of that damn muddy brown hair color. Now it is.... Ariel red. Its a LOT of maintenance but I think its fantastic regardless.

I have absofuckinglutely nothing else to talk about, I was just really sick at looking at that old journal entry. So, for now, enjoy the boobs.

Welp. Its official. In August, for my birthday, my husband and I are flying to Colorado. There are two reasons for this trip. 1) We never had a honeymoon due to school and work, and he wants to see where I grew up, and 2) I am reuniting with my biological father and that side of my family, after almost 10 years. I am excited, and a little scared, all at the same time. I have tons of family in Utah and Colorado, so I'll be spending a week visiting people, and seeing the town where I grew up. I bought the tickets today, and now, I'm getting a little anxious.
We also bought a new sofa and loveseat. (if you saw what we used before, you would know that this was a necessity). I payed $225 for the set we bought, its queen anne style, and its HUGE in my livingroom. I look silly sitting on it because I'm so short, so my legs just kind of hang there suspended in the air. I also was a little spoiled and got a new sewing machine, a new bike, and some new clothes. Hooray.
I love the summer. Well, mostly. I hate that it rains and is nasty in the afternoon, but I love on Sundays when its beautiful and my mom and dad invite me to go boating. After 8 years of living in Florida, I finally got to see a manatee. Not very exciting, but he was giant, and adorable. It was also my little brother's birthday, so I made him a mud and... worms cake. It was fairly awesome. Cake and boating pics below the spoiler.

I'm off to enjoy my evening playing WoW and then go bike riding. Yay.

I realized today, that I probably look like a dirty old pervert. It occurred to me that the only photos I have hosted here on SG are of naked boobs. That, my dearies, is because I have all my actual photos hosted on my domain. So, I'm only partially a perv.
I'm exhausted and I should probably try to sleep, but I'm on the internet instead. I haven't slept for more than 3 hours in over a week, and as much as I try, it just doesn't work. Eventually, the lack of sleep will catch up with me, and I'll just lie down and sleep... for days. I hope.
Today, I was unpacking some boxes that we had never unpacked from when we moved in; they were full of random crap. Upon doing this, I realized I was a giant asshole, because, in one of them, I found the "thank you" cards from my wedding. Apparently, I never sent them... my wedding was almost a year ago. However, I did get our computer room nearly cleaned out; with the exception the big huge antique desk my mom gave me that is absolutely hideous and needs lots of love. I think I'll stick it in the garage. I'm already trying to sand down and repaint my dining room table and chairs; I don't need another project like that. Mostly it just sucks because I don't have a power sander, so I'm doing it all by hand, and it takes a LOT of time. The fact that it's super hot in Florida right now doesn't help.
After spending $16,000 to get my cosmetology license, I have concluded that I'm not so sure I even want to do hair anymore. The drama and cattiness and overall know-it-all attitudes of younger people in the industry has really, really turned me off to it. I'm still going to finish school and get my license, just in case I someday decide that I want to do it again. I do have the advantage though that I don't really need to make a lot of money, so once I finish my hours, I'm going to look for a job that doesn't involve doing hair in a salon. Right now, I have absolutely no motivation and it gets increasingly harder every day to even want to go to school, but, I'm getting there.
While I was in New Orleans, I bought new foundation. Apparently, my face didn't like it. Underneath my eyes turned all red and itchy and gross. It looked like this: (beware, no makeup)

Covering it up proved difficult, because, it only looked worse when I tried. At least my eye shadow looks cute in this one. It kind of distracts from the scaly yucky stuff.

More no makeup pictures! Or, pictures of me just waking up getting puppy kisses.

And, last one, I promise. Here's another picture from my vacation that I liked. I fell asleep with my nephew while watching Happy Feet (cute movie, you should see it).

I guess I'll leave you with that, I have a lot of stuff I need to do around the house, and I made the giant mistake of drinking a soda after not having one for over a month, and I don't feel so good.

I returned from New Orleans yesterday. I had an amazing time, as usual. Its nice to see things starting to return to at least somewhat better, theres a huge difference from what it looked like this past December, actually. But then again, we didn't go to St. Bernard Parish, we just stayed in Slidell, and I can tell you that Slidell itself looks much better. Unfortunately, the reason for my trip was that my sister will be leaving there soon. Her husband just got stationed in Alaska, so we wanted to drive up and see them before they left. I did lots of hair, we had Mother's Day early, and I got to see my two favorite children ever. Oh, and the cutest little morsel of adorable (not one of my nephews, unfortunately) came home with me.
His name is Sam, and he is awesomesauce.

My nephew got him for his first birthday two years ago, and they are unable to take him with to Alaska, so he's coming to live with me until further notice. He gets along well with Beans, seeing as how Beans was my wedding present and lived with them for a month before he came here to Florida. They are cute together. They also terrorize the pool boy. He's scared of my itty bitty dogs... bwahaha.

There aren't any pictures from my trip except for this one, where I was sleeping. My little sister and I got tired on the ride up, and decided we wanted to sleep, but, for both of us to sleep in the back seat proved a little difficult (and squishy). I look like I have a double chin, but its cool anyway. Maybe I'll have more pictures later that don't suck.

Someone, *cough*rebel_rebel and Wysh*cough* decided that it would be a grand idea for those of us in SGFL to get together and play kickball. For future reference, people who met each other on a site with naked ladies, should probably not attempt to be athletic in public. I, for one, didn't even attempt it, I just took pictures. Team Bukkake kicked Team Ass Tappers ass at like 31-21 or something like that. Then we all met up for bbq at O'Boys, where I indulged in too much food. Yay.
Photographic evidence:

Today, its windy as fuck, and I'm hating it. I went to get gas today, and the wind blew my door shut and nearly took my leg off! Its amusing my animals though. They are outside on the patio chasing leaves around the screened in room. The leaves are on the outside, and they've spent about 30 minutes chasing leaves from one side to the other. It was hard to get a picture, because every time I went outside, they stopped and stared at me like a bunch of dummies. Meh.

Just for fun, I ran across this little gem today while lurking family members on Myspace. It took me 15 minutes to translate into english.
"JAJA o0o SHYT...!!! iM F33LiN DA TRACC... DA JANK iZ H0TT...!!! YUZZiRR YUH ALR3ADY N03...
Y0 H0L DA FUQQ UP... Y AiN i UP 0N YUH T0P Ni69A... i SH0UL BUS Y0U UP FA N0T HAV3N M3 UP D3YR PUNK....!!! l0lz CH3A i LUH Y0U T0 DAYUM...!!!"

I'm off, for now. I'm spending the day sanding down my dining room furniture. A while back, we borrowed it to a family member because we weren't using it, and his girlfriend at the time had children, so he needed a table for them to eat at. I got it back covered in nicks and scrapes and.... ew... mold. Luckily for me, its just the paint thats molded, and not the wood, so it can definitely be salvaged, its just gonna take a lot of work.

Here's a picture, for good measure, just because I like it, a lot.