bands:

1. Leonard Cohen
2. World/ Inferno Friendship Society
3. Hope for agoldensummer
4. Oingo Boingo
5. Firewater
6. Reverend Glasseye and his Wooden Leg
7. The Pogues
8. o'death
9. skeletonbreath

films:

1. Svankmajer
2. O Brother Where Art Thou
3. Harold and Maude
4. Mystery Men
5. Waking Ned Devine
6. Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
7. Hideous Mutant Freaks
8. American Beauty

books:

1. Specimen Days
2. The Time Traveler's Wife
3. The Secret History
4. Bridge to Terabithia
5. A million billion others. All I do is lay in bed and read. I have book tattoos. That's how obsesssed I am.

tv shows:

1. Futurama
2. The Simpsons
3. Six Feet Under
4. Deadwood
5. Firefly
6. House
7. Scrubs

Artists:

1. BrokenUmbrella.com
2. Jeremy Clark
3. Kent Williams
4. Barron Storey
5. Jeffrey Jones
6. Michael Zulli
7. Dave McKean
8. George Pratt

 

into: antique medical equipment, apothecaries, bark, bones, books, bottles, breathing in and out, brocade, cedar, chamomile tea, donna tartt, franz, garters, going through your garbage, guignol, hardwood floors, harold and maude, hats, henna, ironing, laudanum, lemony snicket, leonard cohen, love, making art, malady (my cat), mint tea, monsieur mange tout, moss, neil gaiman, oil., oingo boingo, painkillers, paper, rain, seam ripping, snow, soft beds, talking heads, tattoos, the color brown, the fort, the pied piper, the pogues, the secret history, the simpsons, things that are shiny, things that are soft, vacuuming, visiting, waking ned devine, water, wells, writing letters.

not into: Roasted peppers. The word 'play' used in reference to anything sexual.

makes me happy: Creating obscene MadLibs.

makes me sad: Roadkill and poor spelling.

hobbies: Eats shoots and leaves.

5 things i can't live without: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Sunscreen.

vices: Showers so hot that when I pee, my pee feels cold.

i spend most of my free time: Opening seams with a seam ripper, pouring boiling water down the drain, inserting bobby pins into my nose to make myself sneeze.

 

gender: SG

occupation: www.BrokenUmbrella.com

current crush: Ellis Albert Swearengen. Enrico Ballati. Badger (of Dyton Colony). The Fantastic Mister Fox. Red Buttons.

stats: A comely lass of virtue true.

body mods: I have a degree in comic books. Does that count?

heroes: Walt Whitman; Trina Schart Hyman.

gets me hot: Someone with dark hair and pale skin who will quote The Simpsons (no, not just Ralph). People who know how to read and spell and punctuate and laugh at themselves.

favorite position: That's cool with me/ Its not my favorite/ But I'll do it for you.

fantasy: The Big Bad Wolf.

most humbling moment: I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

i lost my virginity: Penis in vagina.

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.