Things I hate:

-Commercials where things are "clinically proven to work"
-Babies named Madison
-Babies named Aiden

There's also this commercial that goes sort of like this:

(Break room at an office)
Woman One: Oh, what's that you're eating?
Woman Two (eating some microwave thing): It's parmesan-encrusted FISH!

It drives me and Thom crazy that she doesn't specify what sort of fish it is. It's just "FISH".

Also:

There's a Silk soy milk commercial:

Generic Consumer (holding a box of soy milk):
"My boyfriend and I tried Silk. It was good... it was cold in the cereal."

That's it? It was "good" and "cold"?

For fuck's sake, lady.

Also: I am watching a remake of Psycho that I didn't know existed. It has fucking William H. Macy in it. I love him.

Ha, check out this serendipitity-doo-dah:

On NOVEMBER 22, 2007 @ 10:04 PM I posted a blog about getting glasses. I had been missing my glasses, which I seriously need to, like, live, for a very long time. They had mysteriously vanished and I'd resolved that they were gone forever. I decided to get new ones. In the meantime, I was very squinty.

I put it off and put it off. This weekend, while cleaning out my closet, I pulled out a dusty old messenger bag, and heard some rattling in the pocket. There they were, intact and waiting. I can see again!

Ancient blog!

Picard sure does hate the Borg.

Edit: Auuuuurgh, The Inner Light is on next! This is the only one I can't watch. Too sad. Changing the channel. Oh god.

Edit: Ooo! Planet of the Apes!

Today I think I will trim my toenails. Happy toenail trimming day!

I am also watching Star Trek TNG on SciFi.

These hot knickers have been bid up to $30. Bidding ends at midnight (EST) tonight:

I start a new job tomorrow and I'm a little nervous. It's a position with the newspaper as a digital librarian. I'll be archiving decades of news articles with a special program, assigning them keywords, and helping people do research. I'm very excited but also nervous.

I also wanted to post this for the last time. They've been bid up to $25:

Ending soon on eBay:

BOOGIEMONSTERS RIDERS OF THE STORM LP *SEALED* ORIG 94


HP PhotoSmart 945 5.3MP Digital Camera 8x DOCK INCLUDED


QUICKSAND MANIC COMPRESSION LP Gorilla Biscuits PROMO


Keith Murray / The Most Beautifullest LP OOP NM PROMO



CUTE GUESS JEANS STRETCH BOOT CUT Flare! SZ 27


Vintage EQUESTRIAN Book *Schooling Your Horse* HORSES


Note: These lovely drawers have been bid up to $25.

After my first SG set, I thought these underpants had gone to the big underwear drawer in the sky, but it turns out I was wrong!

I found these whilst emptying my drawers. Wait, that sounds wrong. Anyhoo, my sentimental instinct paid off, and now I'm passing the benefits on to you, the almighty SG member!

Offered up for your bidding is this lovely, lacy, luxurious, luscious lingerie! Please feel free to bid either with a blog comment or through PM's. Winning bidder gets the drawers and a cute little package full of delightful extras.

I'll leave the bidding open for one week, and I'd like to start at $20, if it please ye.








~O

Adorable Yellow Mossimo skirt, worn once for birthday party / Size Medium 100% Cotton / $5


Tan Emma James ruffle skirt, never worn / Size 6 60% Tencel (?) 40* Cotton / $5


Pinstriped H&M miniskirt with big belt / Size 8 / $5


Street Code schoolgirl skirt / Size Small 100% Rayon / $5

I wore this for my very first "exotic dancer" audition! Memories!

Green Ruffly hippie skirt / Size 7 100% Cotton / $8


Slinky green skirt, two layers: Sheer long top, opaque green half-slip / No tag, feels like a blend, Small / $3


Morbid Threads Asymmetrical Stretchy Layered Black & Grey Skirt
Stretchy, slip style, with asymmetrical tiers in gray & black
Wide lace & grommeted leather criss cross on the front
Drawstring ruching off-center on the front
100% polyester
Size Small
$15

Note: These lovely drawers have been bid up to $25.

After my first SG set, I thought these underpants had gone to the big underwear drawer in the sky, but it turns out I was wrong!

I found these whilst emptying my drawers. Wait, that sounds wrong. Anyhoo, my sentimental instinct paid off, and now I'm passing the benefits on to you, the almighty SG member!

Offered up for your bidding is this lovely, lacy, luxurious, luscious lingerie! Please feel free to bid either with a blog comment or through PM's. Winning bidder gets the drawers and a cute little package full of delightful extras.

I'll leave the bidding open for one week, and I'd like to start at $20, if it please ye.








~O

I just snarfed Corona! I put the lime in, and it started to froth. Since I was walking, I clapped my mouth down over the bottle mouth to catch the foam, but there was too much! My cheeks swelled to maximum capacity and I laughed and Corona beer shot out my nose. I wondered, briefly, if I would get drunker this way, if the beer was absorbed through my sinuses.

I'm listening to This American Life on podcast. Sarah Vowell is talking and hilarious.

I'm selling more things. Here's a repost from the SG Sales and Swap Meet groups:

EDIT:

Sold:

2. Heart Moon Star 100% Cotton / Size S / $8
Very pretty, embroidered top and bottom, side zipper, adjustable ribbon straps.

3. Express 100% Silk / Size 5/6 / $8
Ruffly, lined, very light.

4. Lip Service 'Fucker' tank / Says 'M' but is tiny / $10
Adjustable spaghetti straps.

8. H&M 97% Cotton / Size 4 / $8
Very sexy, button-up front, corset-style low-cut back, adorable collar.

10. Abercrombie & Fitch 100% Cotton / Size Medium / $5
Knit, ties at back of neck.

A couple times during the night Malady (aka Mem) woke us up by pawing at the edge of a little trunk I have. We yelled at him to shut up and he did. This morning, after Thom left for work, I said, "So, what were you getting at all last night?" and lifted up the little trunk. At first I didn't see anything, and then a tiny little mouse poked his head out. Malady immediately threw himself at the mouse, and I shouted, "No!" and grabbed Mem by the scruff of his neck. The little mouse had run off a little, but not too far, which was a little odd. He was just sitting there, staring at us. Since every other time I've tried to catch one of these mice they've bitten me, I grabbed a little bandana and tossed it over him, then clapped down my cupped palm. Then, to Malady's obvious chagrin, I picked up the mouse and carried it outside.

I set the little bundle down on the ground and carefully lifted up the bandana. The mouse just sat there. One of his eyes was squinted shut and a little crusty. He moved off a few feet, using a weird hopping gait that made me wonder if he was some sort of, like, kangaroo mouse. Then I concluded he was probably hurt, and resolved not to bother him, the way I usually can't help but do with cute little animals I've liberated. Instead I crouched there and watched him until I got bored. He didn't move off. I watched his little sides heaved in and out rapidly and worried he might have a heart attack and die. I went back in, apologized to Mem, and locked the door.

So I still have some odd records for sale. I forgot to mention last time that the condition on all is VG+ or better; most appear unplayed.

Artist : Title : Price : Notes

Lita Ford : Lita (1988) : $5.00

Mic Geronimo : Masta I.C. / Time To Build Promo : $7.00

Divinyls : Desperate : $5.00 : No Liner

Divinyls : What A Life ! : $2.00

Goldy : Nuthin' But A Tramp : $3.00 : 1994 Jive Records 12-Inch Single; Goldy "Nuthin' But A Tramp" Bay Area Rap Single From Too Short's Dangerous Crew.

Too Short : Paystyle Promo : $10.00

Too Short : Cocktales Promo : $10.00

Mc Breed : Seven Years / What You Want : $3.00 : Promotional Copy From The Album "Funkafied"

Ice Cube : Lil Ass Gee (Remix) Promo : $3.00 : Ice Cube Single, D'voidofpopniggafiedmegamix. Priority Records. 1995 # Spro 50861.

Level 6 : Who Be Da Dopest : $3.00

Flatlinerz : Satanic Verses : $6.00 : This Item Has Been Discontinued By The Manufacturer.

Da Lench Mob : Chocolate City / Environmental Terrorists Promo : $10.00 : Colored Vinyl

Street Fighter : Soundtrack Promo : $5.00

Spice 1 : Face Of A Desperate Man (12", Promo) : $5.00

Cash Money Click Feat. Mic Geronimo : 4 My Click : $5.00

Limbomaniacs : Stinky Grooves : $8.00