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so some debate has been going on between Steven and myself... this is the situation that seems to keep popping up.. anyways.. I often accidently masterbate.. he doesnt seem to think its possible .. he laughs at me every time I say that.. but have you ever accidently masterbated? you know.. when youre sitting there and next thing you know your half done with the deed?!! happens to me all the time.. anyways..
Hot... maybe.. Gross.. absolutely
so.. Ive had the flu.. which sucks.. and Im totally gross about it.. so.. about an hour ago Im sitting on the bed in my living room fucking off (but not accidently masterbating mind you).. and I hawk up this nasty thing (probably alive... possible heartbeat) and you know.. Im lazy .. sooo.. I decide why should I get up and go to the trash can when there is a perfectly good bowl sitting right next to me .. ya know.. so i spit this THING into the bowl... at which point Im instantly reminded of the fact that due to my previously stated laziness Ive been ashing my cigarette in this bowl.. doesnt sound too bad right.. well.. thats what a non-smoker thinks (or at least anyone who doesnt ash their cigarettes into bowls..heh) .. so.. as i spit this THING into the bowl a huge dust cloud of ashes flies into my face... did I mention I was *ahem* all dewy and glowing from just having sex... it makes a nice foundation for the ashes to really hold to... I wish I had pix to that to post cause mix that with my intense Sex Hair and lewgy hawking youve got one sexy bitch... your Onie!
and...
just cause (Im a moron)
So Steven spent $20 on a camera battery (yes.. wtf is what I thought too) .. anyways... the battery is dead cause Im a moron and left the camera turned on.. soo.. there will be no more pix till I replace that shit..
yeah... thats your forgetful Onie..
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Onie
JUL 29, 2006 08:40 PM
accidental huh? 
and i can relate to the supposed grossness of coughing up shit
that resembles a tiny alien...
i do it as well when i'm sick, though usually i hock it up over the toilet bowl
or in a napkin...
eewww
i hope you guys are doing well...dead battery and all
JUL 29, 2006 08:57 PM
mmm, yeah, uh, accidental, mmm hmm. Just so you know I was pointing and laughing at you with ash on the face.
Your camera battery is not rechargeable?
JUL 29, 2006 09:20 PM
I can relate to accidental masturbation. Probably because I can half do the job just contracting and relaxing my legs. So, say something sexy is on, I will start doing it without really thinking "wow, I should rub one out right now".
That picture would have been priceless 
JUL 29, 2006 09:20 PM
if $20 is all you spent on camera stuff then you got off cheap lol
i have woke up with my hand in my pants before so i guess i was either sleep or spontanious masturbation.
i seen some dude hack up a white chunk once that looked like the white thing that is in a can of pork n beans 
JUL 29, 2006 09:51 PM
I feel ya on the on the "accidental" masturbation...Err, that kind of sounds funny to me. Anyway, it usually happens to me when I'm in bed at night. I got the headphones on, my thoughts start to drift, and the next thing you know...Well, you know.
Since I've unwillingly become a master of all things concerning snot and phlegm, I for one don't find your story all that gross
Hope you feel better soon hun!
JUL 29, 2006 10:02 PM
JUL 30, 2006 12:57 AM
lol never imagined you to be a spitter Onie????
JUL 30, 2006 08:29 AM
JUL 30, 2006 09:33 AM
hot new profile pic! 
JUL 30, 2006 10:56 AM
JUL 30, 2006 11:05 AM
Thai
Atlanta, GA
July 2006
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JUL 30, 2006 09:11 PM
don't go coughing up any more small alien life forms on us okay?
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