what a nice birthday. probably the most pleasant since the pool party at my friends house that ended in a cake fight and a spank-mel-a-thon extravaganza.
sunday i went and got my nails did (wyatt earple purple), got thai food with friends, and an ex took me shopping at the Hustler store downtown. that place is beaaaautiful.. i didnt get the rabbit but maybe for christmas. he promised me he would get it for me. woo!!! then i drove back to santa barbara (well, sat in traffic for an hour and hung out with a friendtil 12am. definitely no more traffic)
the midterm i was worrying about this morning was moved to friday it turned out but i wouldnt know because i skipped wednesdays class... i suck. so now i get to take bio during the fall or winter or some other time for that matter. whatev. its fun. but for some reason im enjoying calculus much more. probably because i read bio stuff in my spare time so the calc is all new stuff to me. hm
i have to look at an apartment. im in a sublet and i only have a couple weeks left. thank god. isla vista blows.

would you rather catch your mother masturbating or be caught masturbating by your mother?

thursday i cruised to LA kinda last minute to go to a party with my friend brant. we rocked the dance floor. then we stayed up til 6am looking at THIS
sleep, and then vegan chicken and pancakes at Vegan Express.. that place fucking ruuuuules!!!!!
on to kick with EricAllen for a little and then home saturday for my birthday party. it was fun. my friend Adair brought me a vean chocolate cake. I love her. She made me take the whole damn thing home with me though. Im gonna be a fatty and I need to take my set!! bad bad bad
my friend Patrick got me a sort of "would you rather" book... for instance: would you rather shave your moms bikini area or your dads butt?

well im pooped.... off to bed. tomorrow is another bust day of my birthday weekend!! weeeeee!!!!!!

so im too late for bio class and not feeling up to it. its a good thing i have a study guide for the midterm on monday and the teacher doesnt take attencance. i just want to wallow today. cool huh? sleep and wallow.... then go to the This Moment show in ventura and then watch my friend International Superstar Brant spin at BillyO's.
this time ill bring my fucking ID...

this is what i want for my birthday....
custom paul frank bike...... only 350 bucks!
any takers?........ er.... buyers?

I vetnutred out today, actually changed out of my pjs which i swore i wouldnt do.... and although i know it was totally unecessary, i just didnt want to get them dirty.... dont want to get those $5 paul frank pants dirty but the deisel jeans? whaaaatever...
-bought a shitload of rubber bracelets...
-took pictures buy myself in a photobooth...
-bought bitchin thigh highs and arm warmer thingies...
-found a good tattoo shop...
-had a fantastic burrito and now i have a burrito belly
-keep staring at the calc homework i have to finish.... meh
-decided i need to start dancing more... now or ill go crazy

not exactly in that order

on a side note, one of the roomies had to be carried home by the neighbors who fed him shots over and over til he was all mumbly on friday. i had to "tuck him in" and he tried to make out with me... he doesnt remember shit and i think thats pretty fuckin funny..... i dont know if i should tell him everything he did... he was embarassed enough when he saw me the next day...

i decided i need to stay in CA today and finish my degrees.... NY will have to wait but i can always visit.. grad school... grad school
im too easily distracted.... compulsive at times
yuck

Did you ever realize you love somebody too late to let them know?
I did
Im sorry

yesteray got reemed by a guy i dated for i guess showing some fucking maturity. why bother right. he was a complete jerk to me and im trying to just be his friend. later he came back and said hed wouldnt be a prick anymore. too late huh

went to ventura to see my friend dj. havent seen him in like five years so of course i forget my wallet and despite the fact that i dont even drink, was told i couldnt even be in the fucking bar. damn this youthful face!!!!
what could make this day even better you ask?
getting pulled over for having a headlight out. yup, thatll do.
the cop let me go but of course thought i had been drinking (jeeeeeeez, do i need a big black X tattooed on my forehead?). one of the nicer cops ive ever met though.
moral of the story: buy a new vibrator and quit dating. and have wallet surgically attached

Weee
old pic from disneyland earlier this summer



on a side note, shoot me

please

Im so happy I got to see my sister this weekend. We went shopping. I got hot undies. She got a new vibrator. Im so jealous. Nothing says sisterly bonding like shopping for vibrators and having mr cute tattooed pierced employee take em off the wall and pop in some batteries so you can eh..... check em out. on a side note, my birthday is around the corner. THE RABBIT is fantastic...... in baby blue... dont expect to see much of me if that wish comes true.
I also got my lobes stretched again. the last time i swear. up to a 0. it sucked cuz the jewelry is double flared so i had to be stretched from a 1 to a double 0 to fit them in. yeah, there was bleeding dammit. lots of it. and when my sis and i went into urban after that i got the compulsion to fold t-shirts (a horrible side effect of working retail at one time) and in doing so, hit my ear with my shoulder and it started trickling blood down my neck. luckily not on the shirt. it was turquoise, yuck.
back in santa barbara. im sick of that drive. i really dont want to go to SD this weekend, but my roomie in NY is gonna be in LA for a job this week and shes going to SD this weekend. Fuck.
Maybe Ill just go to LA... its tolerable there
pardon me....
FANTASTIC

im skipping bio class so i can hopefully miss some traffic driving to san diego. my sister is here from chicago and i havent seen her since winter. shes having her wisdom teeth pulled this morning so im gonna hang out with her and make her vegan shakes an soup or whatever people with four gapng bloody wounds in their mouth eat.
good times!!!!

today my biology teacher talked about how if guys with really hairy backs (all the way from the ass to their hairline on their neck) get crabs, the little fuckers spread everywhere on their body.....

hahahahahaha

ever get so hungry that when you finally eat you end up scarfing it all and you cant enjoy it? i hate that. i have been told i eat like a marine.

also, boys are becoming a nuisance