ha ha.. those are good. they remind me of Jack Handey

Fond memories of b00ty! yay pirates! and yay for the birthday wishes Thanks!

jellyfish are great for one reason........a socially accepted reason to pee on each other........

a blonde jellyfish?

When I saw the bum push the cart down the street I thought SHIT HE JUST TOOK MY CART!

THE MOON RULES #1

Thanks, i wish i could say it was my photo, but it was taken by rebekah on a road trip to northern WA.

But it did start a new philosophy, its called being "llametic".

thanks!

...hold on a second! the one liners cracked me up and all (they really did!) ---but i can't overlook the implications of the above comment from Kimmi - dare i to dream?


ps. hear the one about the pirate who walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants? the bartender says "hey captain - what's with the steering wheel down your pants?" and the pirate replies "arrr... she's driving me nuts."

so true, the treasures in life is the journey, not your belongings. best thing ive seen on this site in a while.

happy tuesday.

.I respect that...Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

Just cause I know you like it, I gotta post it:

If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice."
Then everybody would get real quiert and ashamed, because they just made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

nice quotes there...