I fucking love my job...




Hey there internet boyfriends and girlfriends!

I am in a very hot and stuffy internet cafe, wasting time before my boss at Jagermeister emails me next months events.

News: I am attempting to give up smoking. I've never been good at "weening" off anything, so I'm trying cold turkey. Today is day 3 sans cigarettes. It's been generally okay, but I get cravings when I'm doing something I would normally smoke with. (ie: drinking, driving, walking anywhere...) I'm hoping I can keep this up because, aside from the obvious health benefits of not smoking, I'd save about 25-35 bucks a week and I wouldn't have to freeze my ass off in winter.

Besides that, I had always thought that the Belmont cigarettes I smoked were generally vegan-friendly, since they filter with charcoal as opposed to animal lard and they do not have any published accounts of animal testing. However, someone on formspring informed me that Benson and Hdeges, which produces Belmonts, is owned by a company in the states that is known for cruel animal testing with their products. So although I am not directly smoking the brand that does the testing, I do not like the connection, and organic tobacco is far too expensive and a hassle to self-role.

Anywho, all this adds up to me attepting to "butt out". I'm not making any promises here, but I'm giving it the old college try.

*Intermitten photo time to keep readers interested*

"mini set" by Images in G; George Gordon








...And now for something completely different.

I've recently found myself moving up the Jagermeister ladder (or "Jadder", as Ginty has been putting it) and getting to not only work events, but actually run them as well. The job requires setting up the bars with Jager visuals before the events, purchasing the Jager for sampling and bar, doing wrap reviews for all events, scheduling girls to work the events and figuring out rides, and making sure everything runs smoothly and all parties are satisfied.

It's a shit-ton more work then just showing up and working an event, and it's been REALLY damn stressful so far, but I effing love the brand and I love the guys I'm working with and for. I'm really hoping this new responsibility within the comnpany will stick, and will be a new job for me because despite the stress, I'm really loving it!

More pictures of just how much I really love my job:







And some of the douchers that employ me:



Who wouldn't want to get paid to make drunk people happy and hang out with such hot ladies?!




(okay, so that last one never happened, but you get the idea...)


What else? Hmmm...

Oh! I will be going to NYC Aug 28-Sept 3 with Fynx for a modeling trip and I am pleased to announce that my dream of shooting with the insatiable Steve Prue is finally coming true! I am so effin stoked!

Fynx and I are still looking for places to stay, so if you have a roof, a floor, 4 walls and a toilet, and don't mind 2 Canadian bitches crashing on your floor please let my broke ass know!

Okay, now some more yummy stuff. It's time fooorrr...
HOT BITCHES IN MEMBER REVIEW!!!

Renna's debut of her gorgeous new body, and those eyes that could stop the world from spinning; Offset

Vegan love!

Atlea showing off some beautiful new ink in Petite Croquette

Frenchie love!

Archie shows us that even tough girls gotta cry sometimes in Cry Baby

Rocktober baby love!

Doctor and Rourke give the foot fetishists what we want in Sole Mates

Foot fetish love!

Shaine sweaty and hot as ever with her sexy shaved head in Potty Mouth (check out the crazy urinals!)

Ginty love!

Rayde deserves a front page comeback, and her set La Cucina doesn't disappoint!

Toronto love!

Sliver (NOT "silver") looks hot as hell in latex and booze in Vicinity of Obscenity

Latex love!

Megan has been in review far to long! Go give love to Jimmy Chiale

Ajax love!

Lee looks pretty as a princess in 18th Floor

MTL love!

Chunni is such a uniquely stunning beauty, especially in Lello

Scarification love!

Go tell those girls how goddamn pretty they all are. Do it! Now!!!

Oh, and while you're at it...
I have two sets chillin' in review.

See me oiled up, with great big hair in Slick


...and bending over backwards for you in Bend it like Nymph


Okie that's it for me in this sweaty internet cafe.


love love love
nymph
xoxoxo