INTERNETLAAAND!!!

Hello all my beautiful internet boyfriends and girlfriends.
Doya miss me?! Cause I sure as fuck miss you!

I am home for some family time and a much needed high-preassure shower, since the construction on our street has left us with litterally NO water pressure. Like, I have to physically wipe off soap with a wet cloth, just to get it off. It's miserable. Doing dishes takes FOREVER and our toilet is hit-and-miss.
*le sigh*
Anywho, I thought I'd give a brief update of what I've been up to lately.

First thing's first!
The newly adopted member of my family; Spazzy! (Aptly named)


She is the new love of my life.
I always grew up with dogs, along with a couple rodents and reptiles, but I never saw myself as a cat person. Once this little spazzoid came home though I fell immediately in love

I have no steady job in the city yet, but promotional work for Jagermeister and regular modelling has kept me busy, with food in my tummy and a roof over my head.

PHOTO-VOMIT
what I've been up to:



^ Images in G


^ Shadow Images


^ Michael Andrews

I worked a private party for Vince Neil at a small bar in Toronto last week. I'm not a Motley Crue fan, but it was kinda neat to meet him.
We did a photo-op and he squeezed my ass. He's a rockstar, so I let it slide.

My best friend Lousytattoos was in Toronto last week for his yearly visit. We had a blast, as always, and I was bummed to see him go.
We didn't get much tattooing done on my leg, as planned, but I am going to try and make it out to the east coast later this year to pay him a visit, so hopefully we can finish the sleeve work. (...or would it be 'pant' work? hmmm...)

Speaking of tattoos... here's some new ones, via crappy laptop webcam:

"A heart that hurts is a heart that works" (Placebo)


A flying V of Canadian geese, snowflakes and the outline of maple leaves, to add to my Canadian-themed leg


A tattoo-version of my very first shoot (aside from child modelling)


And finally, the piece de resistence:

Booya!!!
...people still say "booya", right? ...No? ...damn.
Well my ex's apprentice Melissa did this little gem on me. Pretty damn good for someone who just started tattooing people, eh? I'm gunna go in next week for some more work done on it. She's still pretty slow so it may take a few sessions just to get this small piece done, but she's slow because she's a perfectionist, and I'd much rather have that than a speedy half-assed tattoo.

Now, there is an urgent matter I need to direct all your attention to.
This lady is fucking golden.
She's hotter than hell, and sweet as cherry fucking pie.
You should all go oogle at her new set Petite Coquette in member review right now. It has been FAR too long since this gorgeous girlie was on front page, and I'm jonesin'!
Here's a little taste:

Now go give it some lovin'!!!

Okay, it's time for me to get my ass in gear and run my errands before heading back into the city.
Although I don't have internet right now, I am occasionally able to *ahem* borrow... wireless from my neighbors. This site has far too many images (and other internet-lingo hoopla) for it to load with such a slow, distant connection, but for some reason, whenever I am able to connect, this site loads just fine. Which is wonderful, because I am downright ADDICTED to it.
So go stalk me.

do it.


No, seriously... fuckin' do it.


That's enough of that.
Back to a world of disconnect.
Love you all like woah.

love love love
nymph
xoxoxo