into: Bowls. Anything can go into a bowl.
not into: Gluten-free baking, washing dishes, crocheting into the chain, reaching into bags of chips and getting salt and chip crumbs all over my hand.
makes me happy: RAINBEER, Gloworms, KMOO Radio, ships, drying out my tongue and then touching it, organising my flours, organising my yarn, cooking, grocery shopping, corn mazes, lying in a hammock and watching a thunderstorm, splashing in puddles, pillow fights, trampolines, farms, mud, separating the recycling, getting into a freshly made bed, tea, taking pictures.
makes me sad: The guards' whistles at Kings Cross have the same resonant frequency as a shattering dream.
hobbies: The mathematics of knots, hyperbolic planes, molecular gastronomy, yoga, gravity surfing, and I can make drinkable water out of pee.
5 things i can't live without: Honesty no matter what.
vices: I pee in the shower, touch the oil paintings in museums, keep odd hours, poop like no one's listening, shoot before I think, laugh at inappropriate moments, and I'd sell you to Satan for one gluten-free Cheeto.
i spend most of my free time: Playing hide-and-go-[sic].
gender: SG
occupation: Advisor to the financial advisor to Edie Falco. I have a short list of demands; I don't require a swimming pool nor a fountain. Just cold, hard cash. Negative 14 degrees Celsius at the very most. And only coins. Because bills aren't very hard. Or cold.
current crush: Someone with 243 ears.
stats: She never raised her voice. That was the worst thing -- her silent fury. And then we discovered why – why this girl who had fought with gods and demons – why she had run away and hidden. She was being kind.
body mods: My powers have increased since we last met.
heroes: Moths for being nocturnal creatures always searching for the light and then, upon finding it, flying straight into the flame. Slugs for being tiny piles of moosh that slide around with no protection at all. Both so tragic, so fragile, yet so very brave.
gets me hot: I want new home every night. A new sky every day. 14 hour sunsets above the clouds. Traveling at the speed of the lunar eclipse outside my window. I want to be stripped of everything -- day after day -- so all that remains are the things no one can ever take from me. I want to live everywhere and nowhere.
favorite position: Paget Brewster holding me down while Dr. House gives me a tracheotomy.
fantasy: To cut this umbilical cord.
sign: One was carved, the other in crayon.
most humbling moment: Everything went on without me. Babies were born. People got married. Thousands of people will remember it as the happiest moment of their lives.
i lost my virginity: While waiting for Godot.