into: Bowls. Anything can go into a bowl.
not into: Gluten-free baking, washing dishes, crocheting into the chain, reaching into bags of chips and getting salt and chip crumbs all over my hand.
makes me happy: Gloworms, windows rolled down with the music turned up, opening packages, escalators, cooking, grocery shopping (especially the produce section), lying in a hammock and watching a thunderstorm, splashing in puddles, trampolines, farms, getting into a freshly made bed, climbing, tea.
makes me sad: The guards' whistles at Kings Cross have the same resonant frequency as a shattering dream.
hobbies: The mathematics of knots, hyperbolic planes, molecular gastronomy, defying gravity, riding my bike, stacking a donk, and I can make drinkable water out of pee.
5 things i can't live without: Take it all.
And you'll spend the rest of your life wondering if today is the day I decide to take it back.
vices: I pee in the shower, touch the oil paintings in museums, keep odd hours, poop like no one's listening, shoot before I think, laugh at inappropriate moments, and I often act like a stingray.
i spend most of my free time: Playing hide-and-go-[sic].
occupation: Advisor to the financial advisor to Edie Falco. I have a short list of demands; I don't require a swimming pool nor a fountain. Just cold, hard cash. Negative 14 degrees Celsius at the very most. And only coins. Because bills aren't very hard. Or cold.
current crush: The iguana mount.
stats: She never raised her voice. That was the worst thing -- her silent fury. And then we discovered why -- why this girl who had fought with gods and demons -- why she had run away and hidden. She was being kind.
body mods: My powers have increased since we last met.
heroes: Moths for being nocturnal creatures always searching for the light and then, upon finding it, flying straight into the flame. Slugs for being tiny piles of moosh that slide around with no protection at all. Both so tragic, so fragile, yet so very brave.
gets me hot: Stacking a donk.
favorite position: Flopping the nuts and going all in.
fantasy: I want new home every night. A new sky every day. 14 hour sunsets above the clouds. Traveling at the speed of the lunar eclipse outside my window. I want to be stripped of everything -- day after day -- so all that remains are the things no one can ever take from me.
sign: One was carved, the other in crayon.
most humbling moment: Everything went on without me. Babies were born. People got married. Thousands of people will remember it as the happiest moment of their lives.
i lost my virginity: While waiting for Godot.
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