Tinfoil. Fuckin. Hat. Report.

It's been a while since I posted a Tinfoil Hat Report, but this is a good one. It comes right in the middle of my reading "UFOs: Generals, Pilots and Government Officials Go On the Record", which Fractal kindly sent me the other week, so I'm primed and ready with my tinfoil hat.

ALIENS ARE FUCKING WITH OUR NUKES.

Rueters this week broke the story, as 120 former or retired military personnel go on the record stating that UFOs are compromising our nuclear facilities- although, it seems, in a polite bid to keep us from blowing ourselves to smithereens.

Considering everything I've read on other subject, it actually doesn't seem very alarming, other than that the US might finally have to follow in the footsteps of a number of other countries, most notably France, and Great Britain, and admit that yes, Virginia, there are flying saucers. In all the case files I've read, a UFO has never fired on a civilian or military craft even when fired upon.

So, buck up, little earthlings. Maybe they're on our side after all.

On Monday (Sept 27th), a panel of former US military personnel involved with the nuclear facilities will hold a panel discussion before the National Press Club. This is certainly not the first time that US military personnel have come forward to attempt to break the taboo surrounding talking about UFOs seriously, and we will see if the press continues to studiously ignore the mounting evidence, as they did with the release of the COMEDA report.

Nothing makes one start a decorating project like other work you should be doing. I really just meant to hang up the Rogue Taxidermy poster...

I believe that photographic evidence was requested...

THIS is the thing I don't remember acquiring. One would think one would recall that sort of thing, even when one has been drinking and incurring head trauma...



I'm guessing I'll pack it off to hippomonki for my Fairy Gothchild...

This was posted in the Vaginaholics group, and I thought it was well worth passing on. This is NOT WORK SAFE. But it is one of the most informative things I have ever seen on this subject, and although I know opinions vary and everyone has their individual tastes, I think the tips are spot-on.


Nina Hartley's Guide to Eating Pussy

That trouble I was going to get into last entry?

Done and done.

I think I have a concussion. I'm afraid to wash the blood out of my hair lest the bleeding start again.

And if anyone is missing a really big blue muppet, it's at the Courtyard on 2nd.

Dear Guys on OK Cupid-

"Hi. You're cute. We should hang out some time!" is not actually an interesting opening line.

Neither is "You're a peach!". I am, in fact, not a fruit of any kind.

Neither is "Love the look!", "Just sayin' hi!", or " Nice tats!" If you can't be interesting for a couple of sentences, why in the name of God would i want to suffer through coffee with you?

-The caps lock is that button on the left side of the keyboard. Please tap it till the little green light turns off.

-If I didn't answer you the first three times, the next three aren't helping.

-Thanks so much for telling me about this great new band, Type O Negative.

-You should probably switch out that picture where you cropped out your girlfriend, because her disembodied arm looks fucking creepy around your waist.

Hearts,

-Nix

Machete was awesome. Everything I expected as far as blood, guts, and Danny Trejo. But funnier and smarter.

I am so excited- we open a new show at the gallery tomorrow night, and for once it's an artist I hand-picked. I NEVER get to pick the artist, but I liked this guy so much I just bullied it through. He's a young artist out of LA who has literally never had a show before, so this is going to be a blast. AND it gave me an excuse to have DINO MONTH! I was one of those dinosaur-obsessed kids who never went anywhere without a two-foot-long brontosaurus (we still had those then) in one hand, so I'm having a blast with this. Plus I really like getting a new artist's work out there, especially when I can get them terrific exposure to people who might be able to really boost their career (while the show is up, we are having speakers like the new head of the Paleontology Museum ay UC Berkeley and the editor of Prehistoric Times magazine). It's such an insanely narrow field, and there isn't much space in 'fine art' galleries for this sort of work, but I absolutely love it: