My zucchini is planted and I think my garden is done for the year! My golly, there's gonna be a lot of zucchini, In other news, if you go to the video store and are tempted to rent a movie called "Death by Design"- dont. The box claims it's an arty film about communism. It is actually a poorly filmed documentary on the basics of cell division, interspersed with stock footage of dance numbers from the forties.

Here's today's wierd-ass link- vagina puppets! I can just see my family unwrapping these on Christmas morning.
http://www.houseochicks.com/puppet_gallery.html
Plus, they come in lots of colors. Green is bad. Very, very bad. Also I think the leopard print needs a good OBGYN.

Happy 4/20 everybody! (and Easter, too).

Well, the party was fun and I met lots of the girls. And saw their panties. And drank their tequilla. I got to see my set, although I still don't know when it's going up. I'm really happy with it. Now, why the Hell was there just one Simpsons on tonight, and no King of the Hill? It just doesn't feel like Sunday.

Whee! It's slumber party night! Can't wait to meet all the girls. Besides, it's been forever since I played Twister. Thanks for all the help with the crazy websites! So far my all-time favorie is perp.com/whale/video.html , the infamous exploding whale video. (If, somehow, you haven't seen this, it is WELL worth the download time).

I have a longstanding competition going with a friend as to who can find the very wierdest thing on the Net. He sent me this link.
http://eco-pod.com/
I find these strangely appealing. But I'm not sure there's any point to them- don't legal issues require a waterproof cement vualt? I've dated a few morticians, and that's my memory. I've personally allways wanted a glass coffin a la' Snow White, Also probably unreasonable.

I got to meet Siren and December and several of the other girls at Dante's, and enjoyed the show. Made the mistake of drinking from about 6 unttil about three this morning, so i've been fighting the ghost of a hangover all day. Nonetheless, I can't wait to do the Dante's gig. I'm such a ham!

Day two! Going to Dante's tonight to meet the girls- hurrah!
Everybody has been ever so sweet to me. To answer a few questions- I'm from South Carlolina originally (which explains the NC tatoos, as they're illegal in South Carolina), but most recently from New Orleans. I've been in PDX for about a month now, and I love it. But I've been broke as Hell, so I haven't gotten out much.Now I'm going to go look at those pictures of bug-eyed dogsI was promised now.

Well, my pictures aren't up yet, but I'm starting to learn my way around the site.Hi everybody!