Come now. Surely getting drag queens to do you is a simple matter of will and romantic commitments. I think you could pull it off and have most of a bottle of tequila left over, commitments to your rather non-drag fellow notwithstanding.

drag queens are awesome

Scissorhands or medical?

Who doesn't love Manko!

That is pretty awesome. I'd love to see one of them pay tribute to your Scissorhands set.

Next they'll cover themselves in squids. Don't worry.

Happy birthday!

I just saw you in Hell Ride! Too cool. I didn't know you had a cameo in that.

Speaking of art imitating life, there's a gal in that Hansel & Gretel movie that is the precise spitting image of you*.

*Forgive me if it's actually you and you'd already covered this and I missed it.