SuicideGirl: Nixon
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Nixon Fucking Hoff-style.

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NOVEMBER 12, 2010 @ 12:50 AM


Sanding in line at Peet's this morning, listening to a mother and kid of around age six discussing the sudden appearance of Christmas decorations everywhere:

Kid: Mom! they have theirs up too! Everywhere does!
Mom: They do. It gets earlier every year.
Kid: But, its VETERAN'S DAY. Why don't they put up Veteran's Day decorations? Like, skeletons or something?


Take that, Bill Cosby. Kids do say the darndest things!

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Wraithkiss

Wraithkiss

Everett, WA
November 2004

NOV 12, 2010 12:56 AM

LOL niiiiice. I concur with the kid! we need inflatable m-17s and cakes shaped like tanks in celebration!

Squee

Squee

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

NOV 12, 2010 02:36 AM

Aw, that's so cute!

DCruz

DCruz

Montreal-nord, QC
November 2006

NOV 12, 2010 03:32 AM

haha, that'd be cool !

merlowe

merlowe

HOPEFUL

Pittsburgh, PA

NOV 12, 2010 04:29 AM

Nice!! So true!! odd but True! surrealtongue

charon1974

charon1974

USA
October 2010

NOV 12, 2010 05:14 AM

Might make people remember that it
was more than just Thursday.
But I think a display of mangled corpses would
be better. We saw a lot more of those than
we did skeletons.
Jeff

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

NOV 12, 2010 05:29 AM

that's pretty awesome...

xo

jeffyjr

jeffyjr

Waipahu, HI
December 2007

NOV 12, 2010 07:15 AM

Classic stuff.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

NOV 12, 2010 08:02 AM

Actual conversation between unravled and myself this morning that has nothing at all to do with kids:

Me: "It's time to get up!"
Her: "I don't wanna get up, I hate work!"
Me: "Ya gotta go to work so we can afford more Jello Puddin' Pops dooba dee bip blap doobily doo!"
Her: "I hate Bill Cosby!"
Me: "HEY! Now hang on- I will not have those words spoken in this house. Unless you're talking about Leonard Part Six... or Ghost Dad."

Discordia

Discordia

SUICIDEGIRL

Portugal

NOV 12, 2010 08:32 AM

biggrin

omeganightmare

omeganightmare

Santa Rosa, CA
May 2005

NOV 12, 2010 09:33 AM

Oh that would be a fun holiday then. Prosthetic limbs hanging on the walls, glass eyes on the tables. Everyone gathers at the VFWs, drinks whiskey, plays cards and dominoes.

cunninglinquist

cunninglinquist

Quakertown, PA
November 2003

NOV 12, 2010 09:45 AM

Where has this woman been, they have been coming out right after Halloween for years

mssasha

mssasha

Detroit, MI
November 2006

NOV 12, 2010 03:55 PM

Cute.

Jmarie

Jmarie

Tishomingo, OK
November 2010

NOV 12, 2010 04:09 PM

Hey Nixon, I was wondering if you were the oldest SG, and if you thought 40 was too old to give it a shot? BTW you're gorgeous!

ron4164

ron4164

Ponchatoula, LA
January 2007

NOV 12, 2010 08:27 PM

Kid's know more than you think! biggrin

BareKroell

BareKroell

I'm lost
May 2005

NOV 13, 2010 06:35 AM

Yes, I know, and as my daughter once put it:
"Dad! When the sharks are coming, they EAT you up in the ass!"
Damn right she is. When the sharks are coming they really fucking eat you up in the ass. No doubt about that one!

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