SuicideGirl: Nixon
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Nixon Fucking Hoff-style.

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MAY 29, 2010 @ 09:03 PM


This picture is so old it was probably taken with a Kodak Disc, but I uploaded it for a discussion in the Dogs group and thought I should post it here, too. This was my dog when I was a teenager - like the size difference? The dog outweighed me by 50 pounds.



Random story: Once when I was walking this dog, a man came down the other side of the street with a Rottweiller. Allow me to describe the guy- he had a long, flowing mullet. Possibly permed. He was wearing a white shirt open to the third button to show off his gold chains and orange tan. He was as macho as macho could be (at least, in 1987). Sadly, Mr. Macho could not hold his dog, which was predictably unfixed, and dog aggressive. After all, you wouldn't want a sissy dog with that outfit.

So, of course, the Rotty pops his leash out of dude's hand and comes barelling across the street right through traffic and plows into Nook, Hell bent on fighting. Nook was a pretty gentle dog, but he was also male and VERY protective of me, so very shortly I had a full-on dogfight on a leash. Note that Mr. Macho is now standing across the street looking bewildered, probably about the string of curse words I was inventing.

Two neighbor guys come out and manage through some sort of magic to tackle the Rotty, get a hold of his leash, and pull him off. But the dog is so riled up, it takes both of them to hold him- so noone even notices that now I've got 150 lb, worked up, pissed off sled dog on a string (if you have ever played tug-of-war with a sled dog, you know you will lose. And that's if it doesn't outweigh you). In fact, Mr. Mullet is now yelling at the two good samaritans for manhandling his dog, who are yelling back while trying to keep said dog from wriggling free. I cannot imagine what the sound was that finally got their attention, because I was just focused on dealing with Nook, but I do know that when I finally realized they had all shut up and were staring at me, I had managed to flip Nook over, and was sitting on his belly with my nose up against his, growling. And he was being very, very still.

This is why children in my neighborhood didn't play with me.


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The_matt79

The_matt79

Glendive, MT
July 2007

MAY 29, 2010 09:13 PM

That's one big, awesome looking dog you had there. biggrin

Silvi

Silvi

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAY 29, 2010 09:13 PM

My dog is bigger than me too. Huge teddy bear dogs are the greatest

Cadavre

Cadavre

HOPEFUL

Seattle, WA

MAY 29, 2010 09:33 PM

I...LOVE that story. It takes a special breed of person to be able to calm a big sled dog, when any idiot can own a rotty. You're my hero of the day for this one! Nook was a beautiful dog! Beautiful!

bendingunit23

bendingunit23

Canada
April 2005

MAY 29, 2010 09:36 PM

Great story Nixon, shenzy was a good choice.

ViggenVay

ViggenVay

Chicago, IL
February 2008

MAY 29, 2010 10:28 PM

Thanks for sharing that!! I love the story! That looks like a beautiful dog there. smile

Obelisk

Obelisk

Los Angeles, CA
September 2002

MAY 29, 2010 11:12 PM

Does this work with boys too?

EmoElmo

EmoElmo

Los Angeles, CA
January 2010

MAY 30, 2010 12:43 AM

that would make me want to play with you more.

(oh, and he seemed precious. big, yes. very big. but precious. *swoon*)

FyreNight

FyreNight

Clearwater, FL
May 2005

MAY 30, 2010 04:36 AM

Giant Alaskan Malamute I assume, correct?

I want one of these dogs, I was at a "Dog Carniva"l a few weeks ago and saw a few there, they are very mild mannered but friggin HUGE and oh so soft and cuddly smile I became instantly obsessed with them.

FrankDelgato

FrankDelgato

Carlisle, PA
November 2007

MAY 30, 2010 07:14 AM

That is quite a remarkable story. It tells a lot about your relationship with him. If not for the fight, and the jackass, and all that, it would be cute. Can we have a cute story about Nook?

XXJCBlackheartXX

XXJCBlackheartXX

Tucson, AZ
July 2008

MAY 30, 2010 09:31 AM

jesus i have only seen an english mastiff be that big/ weigh that much...that's amazing

Vide0dr0me

Vide0dr0me

USA
January 2010

MAY 30, 2010 09:36 AM

I hope Mr. Macho Mullet Man learned a lesson then again people who wear mullets usually can't learn a very basic lesson on proper hair care.

I like Nook. I had a sled dog before their such playful, big dogs.

Louisifer

Louisifer

Denton, TX
June 2007

MAY 30, 2010 09:44 AM

that is a great dog you have there

Alecks

Alecks

Visalia, CA
October 2004

MAY 30, 2010 01:24 PM

That's awesome... I've always wanted a dog of that breed as long as I can remember... also I would've named him nanook and called him nook for short... as a lost boys reference. Is that what's goin on there?

obd

obd

Venice, CA
June 2003

MAY 30, 2010 01:36 PM

My old college room mate has a sled team. He sometimes commutes with them in the winter (no joke, he ives in the U.P.). They're huge.

Comixbookgurl

Comixbookgurl

I'm lost
April 2006

MAY 30, 2010 02:22 PM

That is some story. I would have totally hung out with you

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