SuicideGirl: Nixon
suicidegirl

Nixon Fucking Hoff-style.

I’m private
 
APRIL 25, 2010 @ 01:25 AM


So, one minute I'm looking at the cute cartoony new RealDolls, and then through some search engine disaster I end up here:
DIY sex doll instructions
. So, of course, I had to share.

With the creepiest photos ever. No, really. Ever.





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Tez

Tez

SUICIDEGIRL

Australia

APR 25, 2010 01:40 AM

Haha.. omg.. the second photo definitely takes the cake for creepiest. His mustache hairs shed as well?!

Sirkka

Sirkka

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

APR 25, 2010 01:41 AM

well now i know what i'm getting my best friend for his birthday.

jeffyjr

jeffyjr

Waipahu, HI
December 2007

APR 25, 2010 02:15 AM

Wow that shit is creepy.

TheRightBastard

TheRightBastard

San Francisco, CA
November 2006

APR 25, 2010 02:19 AM

I miss the testimonials on their site. So much.

baudot

baudot

Oakland, CA
February 2004

APR 25, 2010 03:43 AM

Insert google image search for "cannot unsee what has been seen".

Pixel

Pixel

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

APR 25, 2010 05:41 AM

hah..... Oh my god i've never been so turned off in my life, and that's saying something. People buy these? Hmm...each to their own.

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

APR 25, 2010 06:20 AM

9:15 am and my Sunday is MADE. Thank you for this awesome post.

WAIT. THIS JUST IN. I clicked the link and now my WHOLE WEEKEND has been made.

This is just too hysterically absurd to be disturbing for me. biggrin

_solipsist_

_solipsist_

Uzbekistan
September 2009

APR 25, 2010 06:45 AM

I am just a bit beyond horrified. Wonderful thing to wake up to on sunday morning.....biggrin

aldremech

aldremech

Tucson, AZ
July 2006

APR 25, 2010 07:03 AM

Holy fuck. That seriously invoked some feelings of primal feareeek

YakDeCulture

YakDeCulture

I'm lost
December 2009

APR 25, 2010 07:06 AM

I think my penis just retracted to the point of no recovery.

Comixbookgurl

Comixbookgurl

I'm lost
April 2006

APR 25, 2010 07:34 AM

eeek

WaterDamage

WaterDamage

Atlanta, GA
June 2006

APR 25, 2010 07:43 AM

So, am I wrong in assuming that people who have sex with inanimate objects are closet necrophiliacs?

Daenerys

Daenerys

HOPEFUL

USA

APR 25, 2010 07:45 AM

umm wow.

Jaxy

Jaxy

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

APR 25, 2010 07:49 AM

Those are pretty creepy.

jonnytrrrash7

jonnytrrrash7

Vatican City
February 2004

APR 25, 2010 08:21 AM

thanks for brightening up my day!

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