describe him as "the Dead Corey" but yet still confuse him with Feldman?

Have a drink.

i hope they write "Here lies Corey Feldman" on his gravestone.

Round up a posse and gangbang his corpse? (Party!)

There is another..

Remember that we liked Feldman more, anyway.
Oh and feel bad.
And very, very surprised.
Of course.

Listen to this, especially because now we know the answer: