SuicideGirl: Nixon
suicidegirl

Nixon tastes like one half a road trip.

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DECEMBER 17, 2003 @ 09:34 PM

I have discovered the secret to Christmas happiness. It's revenge. And here's how it works. Still shopping for something for your mother? Go to a store which does not exist withing two hundred miles of wherever she lives, and buy her clothes. Cute, comfortable, matching outfits which you know will look great on her. And which you also know she will never, never wear. Hell, buy her some underwear too, just so she feels really awkward unwrapping it in front of the family. Trust me, the warm feeling youy get will last all day.

In other news, I think i'll go look at some cars tommorrow...

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Tadzi

Tadzi

New Brunswick, NJ
April 2003

DEC 17, 2003 09:47 PM

thats beautiful! i think im in love!

rskapcat74529

rskapcat74529

I'm lost
December 2003

DEC 17, 2003 09:57 PM

I love car shopping. The only thing that stinks about buying a car is stopping the shopping....Oh, well. My car was worth the stop!

BTW, you have the most beautiful eyes! love

DrNecessitor

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA
January 2003

DEC 18, 2003 01:06 AM

Nah, that wouldn't work...my mom loves me too much. She'd cry copious tears of joy that her wonderful son bought her such a beautiful gift. Cursed woman mad

Also in the movie hat: 'Wesley Snipes and/or Bruce Willis jumps from exploding helicopter'...'sassy, unconventional new teacher wins over wary students'...'Freddie Prinze Jr. sees true beauty in the awkward girl'....

topbanana66

topbanana66

Canada
April 2003

DEC 18, 2003 01:21 AM

That idea might work with one of my brothers - but he rarely shows up at our Christmas gatherings.....My other brother's turkey is ALWAYS good.... wink smile Perhaps this will be a wine gift year.......

souljerk

souljerk

Saint Paul, MN
May 2003

DEC 18, 2003 03:12 AM

Ohh what a feeling to drive....Toyota!!!

They are dependable and usually pretty cheap used.

Good Luck!!

OpticNerve

OpticNerve

Waltham, MA
November 2003

DEC 18, 2003 08:08 AM

I'm more a make-Christmas-chocolate-fudge-with-Exlax man myself.

[Edited on Dec 18, 2003 8:09AM]

Azrael_Abyss

Azrael_Abyss

HOPEFUL

Jacksonville, FL

DEC 18, 2003 08:18 AM

haha, that's great! I bought my mom some swank ass beckoning kitty thing. She's wanted one for years now, and I finally got tired about hearing about it tongue I actually wish I was spending christmas with my parents. My mom makes a kick ass christmas breakfast and we use to sit in pj's and all of us watched movies all day. The best was my father and I doing all the lines to Rocky Horror one year. biggrin In other news... I shaved my head shocked well almost all of it. I've got a friggin mohawk!

Saint_Cain

Saint_Cain

I'm lost
August 2003

DEC 18, 2003 11:02 AM

I bought my brother a g-string witha pelican head where the penis goes, wrapped it and put it under the tree with a card that says it was from his girlfriend. On opening it, his face was priceless and so was my mother's! oh christmas memories...

What kind of car you gettin'?

big_dave

big_dave

United Kingdom
March 2003

DEC 18, 2003 12:08 PM

xmas fun for me is practical joke presents, anything to get a rise. years back I bought a then girlfriend a dishwasher. i dismantled it into its component parts and wrapped each piece individually, so there were a hundred or so parcels of assorted varying sizes. she then had to unwrap this pile of screws, washers, drums, whatever. unfortunately I then had to spend boxing day putting the fucker back together.

have a good 'un and say hi to that tankboi from here in the UK kiss

SivaDelFuego

SivaDelFuego

Minneapolis, MN
January 2003

DEC 18, 2003 02:48 PM

Hmmm... might there be some bitterness there? What happened? Did she do just that to you?

Maddy

Maddy

SUICIDEGIRL

Kentucky, USA

DEC 18, 2003 04:24 PM

house of the sand and fog is a movie... hehehe great idea for christmas

Corvus_PDX

Corvus_PDX

Portland, OR
December 2002

DEC 18, 2003 09:39 PM

Heh...
Revenge for all the presents that were towels and fruit of the loom on christmas.

Kengineer

Kengineer

Portland, OR
September 2002

DEC 18, 2003 10:18 PM

FIRE!

Tankboi

Tankboi

Portland, OR
March 2003

DEC 19, 2003 03:01 AM

ohh.. lamest YOU ever

sqook

sqook

I'm lost
September 2002

DEC 19, 2003 06:30 AM

haha, nothing like a little xmas fun. Holidays must be interesting at your house. =)

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