I have discovered the secret to Christmas happiness. It's revenge. And here's how it works. Still shopping for something for your mother? Go to a store which does not exist withing two hundred miles of wherever she lives, and buy her clothes. Cute, comfortable, matching outfits which you know will look great on her. And which you also know she will never, never wear. Hell, buy her some underwear too, just so she feels really awkward unwrapping it in front of the family. Trust me, the warm feeling youy get will last all day.
In other news, I think i'll go look at some cars tommorrow...
In other news, I think i'll go look at some cars tommorrow...

















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