Bay Area singles/dating site?

Friendbanger.com Interesting name

Since you were in a bar, I say it's a new drink. It's sort of a like a Harvey Wallbanger, but a fuckload more potent. It's made with Bacardi 151, Everclear, and a hint of Lime juice. A couple of them and you'll bang a friend and not even remember it.

This won't end well.

pffft this can ONLY end well.

solicit advertising from Trojan.

I mean, do you really know where your friends have been?

offer people tuition for college students?

Ok I know I had an idea but I reeeally forgot what it was.

...oh, and solicit some advertising from Pfizer... because you do know where you're friends have been.

sell alcohol and firearms?

Sell it for a profit.

yeah sell it or start a private investigation team that finds out just exactly what it would take to bang your friend

I'm astounded it was still available. Hell, if you can't think of anything just sit on it; somebody will want it sooner or later.

I was on the same page with Sash when I first read it.
Maybe you could do something along the lines of beautifulagony.com.