Oh hai! It's Robert Smith!

Your original boobs look pretty damn good. I'm in love with the new ones, too, but I'd be happy with either set.

Wow. You look really beautiful in that picture. And it's interesting seeing you without your tattoos, thanks for sharing those pictures with us unworthy mortals.

P.S. I kinda like the parrot. Reminds me of one that made parroty noises one of my cousins had back in the day.

Did you write dark poetry about the parrot?
Inspired by Poe, no doubt.

Once upon a midday dread, while I pontificated on my bed,
Over many a vapid and blond high school whore,
While I fumed, nearly snapping, suddenly there came a flapping,
Along with it a harsh sqwarking, approaching my bedroom door.
'I hate that goddamn parrot' she muttered.
Only this, and nothing more.

THE END.

wow


good to know you dont believe in aging

I like seeing pictures of people before I knew them.

And now for something completely random.

You know, the original boobs were really cute. More power to you for looking the way you choose to look, but there were certainly nothing wrong with the original set.

That first picture is really beautiful, yet I'm convinced you've harnessed some unnaturally evil power to not have aged at all since it was taken. It's a little scary actually.

DAMN those stuff parrots throwing off a persons groove.

Ahaha, that's kinda awesome.

I'm been wondering about those. Thanks for sharing.

awesome!