SuicideGirl: Nixon
suicidegirl

Nixon tastes like one half a road trip.

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JUNE 10, 2008 @ 11:42 PM

And so, my car is gone. It's better for her, I suppose- she'll get fixed now, and repainted from all the scratches and bumps that come from being Car to someone with as little regard for curbs, bushes, and other stationary objects as me. But still, it was sad.

Then I went to three different bike shops, and this is what I found out: San Francisco is out of bicycles. The bike warehouse is out of bikes. They can't even order bikes, because production is set a year ahead and noone expected these gas prices a year ago, so they didn't MAKE enough bikes this year. In other words, there is a fucking bike shortage. It's Craigslist for me, I guess. Oh well. I really like the way the older cruisers look anyhow, and I'll just fuck it up. I really want something super cool, of course. My last visit to Portland made me hella jealous of my exes' chopper, but I'm not really at that point yet.

In the meantime- here's me with Barbie Doll crotch!

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SuicidePuppies

SuicidePuppies

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JUN 10, 2008 11:51 PM

it's interesting: China used to be full of bikes, and now demand for cars over there is growing. and now, due to gas prices, bicycle demand over here is growing.

in the midst of all this, i'm still waiting for my fucking jet pack, god dammit!

SuicidePuppies

SuicidePuppies

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JUN 10, 2008 11:54 PM

oh, and at least your Barbie Doll crotch is a lot purtier than my fat Easy Bake Oven ass

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Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

JUN 11, 2008 12:01 AM

Those stupid stationary objects always drive against the regular traffic flow, it's not your fault.

A world without bikes... surreal

merlowe

merlowe

Gillette, WY
April 2008

JUN 11, 2008 12:02 AM

Get out of town...Wow out of bikes ..What is this world coming too...And I can now blame you for my obssession with barbie!!

CheshireCat

CheshireCat

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

JUN 11, 2008 12:33 AM

Bikes are every where here in L.a. .....san frans dirtier sister

Miyo

Miyo

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JUN 11, 2008 02:09 AM

me and my car are drawn to curbs too biggrin hehe

DrNecessitor

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA
January 2003

JUN 11, 2008 02:38 AM

Walking and cycling? I don't know if I can take your legs and ass getting any nicer robot

Dice

Dice

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 11, 2008 03:24 AM

I used to cut the heads off my Barbies when I was a kid. I think you would look lovely beheaded.

Twwly

Twwly

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUN 11, 2008 09:12 AM

Got your package in the mail today. Thank you VERY much. You are a sweetheart!!

ericwine

ericwine

Charlotte Hall, MD
January 2007

JUN 11, 2008 09:15 AM

You're hotter than Barbie. Besides, she has no personality. You have it in spades. smile

sydfloyd

sydfloyd

Tyler, TX
September 2003

JUN 11, 2008 09:24 AM

Hope you find a bike.

DeusExMachina

DeusExMachina

Berkeley, CA
August 2004

JUN 11, 2008 10:04 AM

Did you think to look for a bike in the East Bay? Just saying.

frankagain

frankagain

North Hollywood, CA
December 2004

JUN 11, 2008 12:42 PM

wow, you look gorgeous in that pic! good luck with the bike hunt. I've had great luck on craigslist.

DWZ3

DWZ3

Bolivia
December 2005

JUN 11, 2008 04:16 PM

i always wondered what Barbie had going on under that dress. (i was always too shy to investigate.)
if i wasn't already aware of our height difference, i'd offer to loan you one of my old loaner bikes that's hanging on the wall.

redheadedleague

redheadedleague

San Rafael, CA
September 2003

JUN 11, 2008 08:28 PM

Wow. A bicycle shortage. That's when you know gas prices are high.

Peak oil is here, I'm convinced. We had better get used to it.

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